Austin Hash House Harriers
Hashing in the Hill Country since 1985
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AH3 Trail Run Numbers
Austin H3 Trails, as of trail# 1321 (May 4, 2008)
This was the 25th trail of the current Junta year. The average pack has been  36 and an average trail  5.4 miles. The pack varies in the range 25-47 and the trail varies in the range 3.9-6.9 miles much of the time. For the previous junta year the average trail was 5.0 miles and the average pack 31. There are 141 active AH3 hashers (57% harriers, 43% harriettes), with an average attendance of  19%. There are 50 Six-Week Wankers, averaging 13 weeks wanking. There have been 51 visitors. New Boots= 66. And 44 were frightened away by the experience!

On-On Foot (25)   Hat (69)   Mug (100)   Fleece Pullover (250)   Backpack (500)   Rego to InterHash (666)
[xxW] = xx Weeks Wanker!          [xx%] = Attendance this Junta year
(Massive) Slut Slinger [20%]     228I Pee Freely [9W]       121Open Faced Ass Melt [14W]     9
@ss Gagger [44%]       71I Swallow Wood [32%]      57Organ Grinder [15W]      310
A Bill Named Sue [10W]      156Itchy Hole [4%]       175Pinball [4%]        20
All Shaft No Head [72%]      127Just Amanda H. [8%]      11Plug My Hole, Baby! [24%]     14
Balcony Bimbo [15W]      1Just Amy (the Two Drinks Away sister) [15W]  6Pornarotti [9W]       27
Bear Necessity [14W]      8Just Amy (w/Vag) [19W]      2Porno Pixie [18W]       29
Beaver Cleaver [12%]      54Just Brett (BRC) [12%]      3Prozac [44%]        32
Big Bloody Ketchup [16%]      488Just Bryce [20%]       5Puerto Rican Jew [24%]      15
blASSt Zone [12%]       37Just Christine (w/@ss Gagger) [4%]    1Pumper Up The Butt [28%]      372
Bloody Butt Chuck [16%]      4Just Cliff [16%]       7RainBlow Not-So-Bright [40%]     50
Blow Hole [8W]       311Just Darren K. [4%]      1Reluctant Cottager [48%]      18
Bone Sucker [8%]       50Just Head [16%]       168Scatman Poo [44%]       15
Brrrr [16%]        66Just John (w/Do Monkey) [12W]     5Sex Panther [7W]       8
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown [64%]    132Just John (w/Smeg) [4%]      1She Mussel Bitch [60%]      698
C'em Cummin [40%]       112Just Kelley (Vag's father) [4%]    2Side Saddle [11W]       6
Cadaver Diver [28%]      257Just Kevin (BRC) [28%]      10SmegmaBalls [40%]       442
Candi Panties [17W]      1Just Lauren ((w/Just Patrick) [12%]    3Smells Like Teen Fanny [25W]     25
Centipeter [28%]       7Just Liz (w/Itchy) [4%]      4Smut Mutt [92%]       310
Cherry Popper [12W]      344Just Malcolm [12W]       1SoCo Ho [48%]       16
Client #69 [76%]       22Just Matt M. [22W]       4Squeef [28%]        128
Creamadonna [68%]       160Just Melissa (w/Bone Sucker) [4%]    1Squeeze Box [56%]       64
Crotch RotLost On TrailJust Nick (w/Just Michael) [12%]    3Squeezin' Semen [7W]      134
CruciFUX [28%]       7Just Patrick (BRC) [8%]      5Stay Free With Wings [11W]     143
Crusty Beaver [52%]      759Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister) [16%]   4Strap-on Elvis [17W]      113
Cum Union [32%]       25Just Senad (w/UniPorn) [12%]     3Swalamander [12W]       112
Cumonawanalaya [8%]      26Just Tammy (w/Gute) [4%]      1Takes A Bigger Cock [28%]     11
Day Old Fish [9W]       138Just Teresa (w/Itch) [18W]     4The Body [100%]       471
Dead Whore Dave [8W]      29Just Tracey (w/LRRH) [18W]     2Tight Rider [14W]       1
Death By Dildo [36%]      107Just Travis (BRC) [8%]      3Tippy Turd [24%]       6
Donkey's McAss [12%]      3Just Winston [7W]       4Tits R 4 Tricks [4%]      27
Dude, Where's My Beercheck? [8W]    27Kneel & Bob [14W]       21Try A Fuck (TAF) [56%]      300
Dudley Digits [12W]      1Little Ring Riding Hood [24%]     32Tuck It Up The Butt [36%]     110
Easy Access [16%]       152Living Proof [48%]       14Twin Peaks [22W]       483
El Smeets [6W]       165Lost N Mound [4%]       56Twinkie Up The Butt [16%]     474
Enter Me [12%]       10Meat Between The Teeth [23W]     305Twisted Fister [8W]      11
Extra Sausage, Please [40%]     17Menage A Paw [40%]       63Two Drinks Away From My Sister [9W]    29
Father Syphilis [88%]      315Mind Your Bitch [36%]      9UniPorn [56%]       16
Free Meat [9W]       156Minnesota Butthole [6W]      14Unzip Me [9W]       147
Fuck U Knave [24%]       81Missed Her Bush [11W]      43Urinal Kake [10W]       4
Glow Worm [4%]       196Mo Job [13W]        14Vagitarian [20%]       48
Gluteus Intrudeus [64%]      17Money Shot Barbie [36%]      12Wanksgiving [76%]       129
Great Dane Pain [20%]      106Mr. Pib [12%]       266Wh-Oreo [60%]       112
GutenTight [8%]       2Mum Chucks [9W]       5Who Lies Beneath? [7W]      9
Head Banger [7W]       67My Ingrown Testicle [15W]     438Whore on the Floor [8%]      2
Heavin' Semen [12%]      53No Dick Doc [16%]       39Why Not? [44%]       21
High Beams [88%]       261One Name One Nub [25W]      3Wicked Itch of the Yeast [88%]     204
Hymen Regency [19W]      6Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) [16%]   14Zagbag [17W]        1