1. Set the trail (live or dead)with a sufficeint amount of flour.

2. Provide the extra beer (outside of the donated), ice it, have it
ready for the beer check and the end. There should be enough beer for
the hounds to have a few at the end and for the RA to get through the
circle. The $3 per hound is not for sn ENDLESS supply of beer. How
much beer can you get for $3? Not 12-usually. Usually, the Austin
hash is around 40, so get 4 more cases of yellow stuff to supplement
the good stuff, unless you are Slut Slinger and therefore get
yourself 4 additional cases!

3. Food-up to the hares. Typically, there are munchies, sodas or
water, at the end. The hares should plan to spend the $3 per hound on
the extra beer, ice, food. Anything additional is out of their
pocket, ie if you decide to make chili, curry, whatever.

4. The dog thing. Look, I don't care if you bring your dog, but it is
your responsibility. This goes for a child as well-if you aren't sure
whether or not it is a dog friendly trail-meaning it hasn't been made
abundantly clear to you that it is-contact the hares! They are
setting a trail for a human drinking club, and they don't have to set
it to accommodate dogs unless they care to. And it's your
responsibility to deal with your dog at the end as well.

5. Private property-OK, we have a lot of new folks that maybe aren't
from Texas, don't belong to the NRA, and don't really understand the
way private property works.  Basically, they can shoot you if they wanna.
End of story-stay off private property, and if you can't, make it a
hash hush so we can live long, unhealthy, alcoholic lives.

6. Small circle-talk to their GM, Cherry Popper!

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