| Trail# | Date | Pack | Miles | | | | Description | Hares |
| 1245 | Nov 19th | 31 | 7.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | DBD's 3rd Analversary | Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| 1246 | Nov 26th | 29 | 6.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | TAF's 40th Birthday Hash | Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings |
| 1247 | Dec 3rd | 25 | 2.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Virgin Hares, Everywhere You Look | Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| 1248 | Dec 10th | 30 | 4.2 | Stats | Map | Elev | Trash | Holiday Hangover Trail | High Beams, Strap-on Elvis, All Shaft No Head |
| 1249 | Dec 17th | 39 | 4.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Holidaze Hash | High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| 1250 | Dec 24th | 23 | 6.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | Trash | Two Hot Tamales and a Fish | Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish |
| 1251 | Dec 31th | 24 | 5.3& 7.4 | Stats | Map | Elev | | All Mud, All Of The Time | Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound |
| 1252 | Jan 7th | 24 | 3.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Elvis' Birthday Trail | Strap-on Elvis, Day Old Fish, Bitch, James Bitch! |
| 1253 | Jan 14th | 20 | 5.5 | Stats | Map | Elev | | We LOVE to lay trail! | Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 1254 | Jan 21th | 36 | 6.2 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Wh-Oreo Discovers Tunnels | Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown |
| 1255 | Jan 28th | 39 | 3.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | Trash | Follow the Grand Bastard! | Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt |
| 1256 | Feb 4th | 21 | 2.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Super Bowl Trail | babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe |
| 1257 | Feb 11th | 32 | 2.2& 3.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Gispert Memorial Trail | Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 1258 | Feb 18th | 39 | 6.4 | Stats | Map | Elev | | SMB's 19th Hashiversary | She Mussel Bitch |
| 1259 | Feb 25th | 36 | 5.5 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Wanksgiving's annual Mueller meandering | Wanksgiving |
| 1260 | Mar 4th | 41 | 5.5 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Chuck Norris and Elvis' Birthday Trail | Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin |
| 1261 | Mar 11th | 26 | 4.2 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Itch's Mea Culpa Trail | Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 1262 | Mar 18th | 33 | 6.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | | High Beam's Revenge of Walnut Creek Trail | High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| 1263 | Mar 25th | 33 | 3.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | The Resurrection of Cornholio Trail | Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 1264 | Apr 1st | 39 | 7.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | It's April Fools | Social Retard, Organ Grinder |
| 1265 | Apr 8th | 21 | 3.6 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Easter visit to Mueller Airport | Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets |
| 1266 | Apr 15th | 20 | 4.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Bubba Hash Redux | Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch |
| 1267 | Apr 22th | 27 | 8.5 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Wanksgiving's 50th Birthday Pre-Lube and Pub Crawl | Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown |
| 1268 | Apr 29th | 27 | 4.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | Trash | El Smeets Out Of Action, All Shaft No Head To The Rescue! | All Shaft No Head, High Beams |
| 1269 | May 6th | 38 | 5.2 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Beat the Pinata | SmegmaBalls, The Body |
| 1270 | May 13th | 28 | 3.3& 7.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | | 69 Birthday Hash | Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian |
| 1271 | May 20th | 32 | 7.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Over the Hill and Through the Woods Birthday Hash | C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish |
| 1272 | May 27th | 37 | 5.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | | 30th Anniversary Star Wars Hash | Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| 1273 | Jun 3rd | 26 | 4.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Birthday of the Bikini | The Body, Great Dane Pain |
| 1274 | Jun 10th | 22 | 5.4 | Stats | Map | Elev | | A kinder, gentler Wicked trail | Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt |
| 1275 | Jun 17th | 27 | 3.9 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Father's Day Hash | @ss Gagger, Pornarotti, Two Drinks Away From My Sister |
| 1276 | Jun 24th | 26 | 10.0 | Stats | Map | | | Fairy Day Trail (http://www.fairyday.com/) | Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger |
| 1277 | Jul 1st | 43 | 3.3& 5.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | | 6th Annual Pool Party Hash | High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving |
| 1278 | Jul 8th | 32 | 3.4 | Stats | Map | Elev | | DOF's 34th | Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin |
| 1279 | Jul 15th | 39 | 8.5& 9.6 | Stats | Map | Elev | | BDSM Hash | Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister |
| 1280 | Jul 22th | 42 | 5.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Wells Branch Wade | Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow |
| 1281 | Jul 29th | 43 | 2.9 | Stats | Map | Elev | Trash | We wish it WASN'T Wet G Spot Hash | Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) |
| 1282 | Aug 5th | 28 | 5.8 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Down the Vagina Trail | Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF) |
| 1283 | Aug 12th | 24 | 7.1 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Keep South Austin Weird (Wanks' 100th) | Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup |
| 1284 | Aug 19th | 36 | 0.8& 1.6 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Club Med Hash ala Lago Travis | El Smeets, Cherry Popper |
| 1285 | Aug 26th | 37 | 4.8 | Stats | Map | Elev | | IAH2007 Pre-Lewd Trail | High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, The Body, Strap-on Elvis |
| 1286 | Sep 2nd | 10 | 1.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Padre Misses IAH2007 | Father Syphilis |
| 1287 | Sep 9th | 23 | 4.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | The Junta hares again (where, oh where, have all the hares gone) | Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body |
| 1288 | Sep 16th | 42 | 6.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | | The Body's Birthday Trail! | The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks |
| 1289 | Sep 23th | 30 | 6.9 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Malt Liquor Hash | @ss Gagger, I Swallow Wood, Brownie |
| 1290 | Sep 30th | 21 | 3.5 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Morado Circle Redux | Little Ring Riding Hood, High Beams, Just Tracey (w/LRRH) |
| 1291 | Oct 7th | 36 | 3.6 | Stats | Map | Elev | | The Dude is 39 | Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Dead Whore Dave |
| 1292 | Oct 14th | 23 | 6.9 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Return to the Eastside | Daffadildo, I Wet Myself, Creamadonna, Just David (w/Daffadildo) |
| 1293 | Oct 21th | 29 | 6.0 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Let's Go Waaay North | Vagitarian, High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood |
| 1294 | Oct 28th | 31 | 7.3 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Wicked Itch of the Yeast's 50th Birthday Trail (aka The Silver Hare Trail) | Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Just Teresa (w/Itch), Brrrr, Squeeze Box |
| 1295 | Nov 4th | 34 | 5.7 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Time to visit Olivia | Cadaver Diver, Head Banger |
| 1296 | Nov 11th | 42 | 2.6 | Stats | Map | Elev | | Bum Wine Hash | @ss Gagger, Brownie, Cross Country Cock Crazy |