Trail# 1321 (May 4, 2008)

Trail:	1321	Smegma's 6th Anal Beat the Pinata for Cinco de Mayo Hash
Hares:	2	SmegmaBalls, Just Cliff
Start:	2:08pm	Behind the Wachovia Bank at 3900 Slaughter Lane South
Beer Check:	#1	In the backyard of Burning For Your Log's house
End:	3:31pm	8503 El Rey Boulevard
Miles:	3.8
Temp in Circle:	80°F
Pack:	42
FRB:		Beaver Cleaver
DFL:		Living Proof
Visitors:	3	Anal Fission [Odessa H3], Insatiable Thirst [Nicosia H3], Little Boy Blew [Houston H3]
New Boots:	3	Just John (w/Smeg), Just Melissa (w/Bone Sucker), Just Tammy (w/Gute)
Six Week Wankers:	10	(Massive) Slut Slinger [13wks], Beaver Cleaver [12wks], Bone Sucker [11wks], GutenTight [14wks], Heavin' Semen [12wks], Just Bryce [12wks], Just Kelley (Vag's father) [92wks], Little Ring Riding Hood [10wks], Pinball [87wks], Reluctant Cottager [6wks]
Auto Wankers:	2	Little Ring Riding Hood, Pinball
DNF:	0
Awards:	1	Just Cliff (1st Lay)
Namings:	1	Just Katherina=Money Shot Barbie
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	9.0 miles	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	8.5 miles	[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
	7.3 miles	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish

Shortest Trail	3.5 miles	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	3.6 miles	[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
	3.7 miles	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Largest Pack	63	[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
	53	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
	52	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Smallest Pack	12	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	21	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	25	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
	25	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?

Most Auto Wankers	6 (15%)	[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
	5 (17%)	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	4 (10%)	[Mar 2nd] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish, Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
	4 (12%)	[Mar 23rd] Hared by Reluctant Cottager, The Body
	4 (16%)	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
	4 (8%)	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
	4 (13%)	[Apr 20th] Hared by Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	7	1297,1298,1302,1304,1308,1313,1314
	Smut Mutt	6	1305,1311,1312,1315,1316,1318
	Fuck U Knave	3	1310,1319,1320

Warmest Circle	83°F	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	80°F	[May 4th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Cliff
	79°F	[Mar 30th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Cadaver Diver, Just Katharina (BRC)
	79°F	[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis

Coldest Circle	43°F	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	51°F	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	53°F	[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.4 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.9-6.9 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	36	The packs will be in the range 25-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	19%
Average Trail (2007)	5.0 miles	The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)	31	The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	141	57% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	606
Six-Week Wankers	50	Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN26
Visitors51
New Boots	66	And 44 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin
8	0	22	16	13	1	4	55	22

100% Attendance

The Body

100%

Hared 5 times this junta year

Hashing is my life!	Smut Mutt	92%	Hared 0 times this junta year
	Father Syphilis	88%	Hared 3 times this junta year
	High Beams	88%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	88%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Wanksgiving	76%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Client #69	76%	No hare record

50-75% Attendance	All Shaft No Head	72%Hared 0 times this junta year
	Creamadonna	68%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	64%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Gluteus Intrudeus	64%	No hare record
	Wh-Oreo	60%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	She Mussel Bitch	60%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	UniPorn	56%	No hare record
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	56%	Hared 3 times this junta year
	Squeeze Box	56%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Crusty Beaver	52%	Hared 0 times this junta year

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Plug My Hole, Baby!	100%
	Squeef	71%
	Cherry Popper	60%
	Just Head	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Cumonawanalaya	50%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
The Body	5	1312,1315,1318,1319,1320
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1299,1312,1320
C'em Cummin	3	1300,1307,1312
Father Syphilis	3	1299,1303,1306
Day Old Fish	3	1302,1311,1312

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
43	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Lost N Mound, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Lost N Mound, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body	25
Day Old Fish	21
Father Syphilis	20
She Mussel Bitch	19
High Beams	18
Try A Fuck (TAF)	18
Death By Dildo	15
Brownie	13
C'em Cummin	13
Tuck It Up The Butt	13
@ss Gagger	11
Strap-on Elvis	11
All Shaft No Head	10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	10
Wanksgiving	10
Lost N Mound	9

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
25	babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Daffadildo, Diaper Dan, Do Monkey, Happy Crack, Home Alone, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Medusa, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Gluteus Intrudeus	59%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	17	Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails	27	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	2	@ss Gagger, Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails	25	Beaver Cleaver, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian