Trail# 1320 (April 27, 2008)

Trail:	1320	Gentle Encouragement for the Wankers to sign up to lay trail
Hares:	2	Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
Start:	3:36pm	Allen Park
Beer Check:	#1	Mt. Bonnell Park
End:	4:51pm	Mt. Bonnell Park
Miles:	4.1
Temp in Circle:	60°F	Well, the driving rain didn't help
Pack:	31
FRB:		Fuck U Knave
DFL:		Closet Freak
Visitors:	5	An Erection Princess [San Antonio H3], Closet Freak [Houston H3], Easy Rider [Houston H3], Roll On [DC H3], Taint The Rainbow [San Antonio H3]
New Boots:	0
Six Week Wankers:	4	Extra Sausage, Please [7wks], Glow Worm [61wks], Lost N Mound [69wks], SmegmaBalls [6wks]
Auto Wankers:	3	High Beams, Squeef, UniPorn
DNF:	0
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS Track courtesy of Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	9.0 miles	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	8.5 miles	[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
	7.3 miles	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish

Shortest Trail	3.5 miles	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	3.6 miles	[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
	3.7 miles	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Largest Pack	63	[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
	53	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
	52	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Smallest Pack	12	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	21	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	25	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
	25	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?

Most Auto Wankers	6 (15%)	[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
	5 (17%)	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	4 (10%)	[Mar 2nd] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish, Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
	4 (12%)	[Mar 23rd] Hared by Reluctant Cottager, The Body
	4 (16%)	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
	4 (8%)	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
	4 (13%)	[Apr 20th] Hared by Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	7	1297,1298,1302,1304,1308,1313,1314
	Smut Mutt	6	1305,1311,1312,1315,1316,1318
	Fuck U Knave	3	1310,1319,1320

Warmest Circle	83°F	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	79°F	[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	79°F	[Mar 30th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Cadaver Diver, Just Katharina (BRC)
	78°F	[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
	78°F	[Apr 20th] Hared by Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?

Coldest Circle	43°F	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	51°F	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	53°F	[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.5 miles	The trails will be in the range 4.1-6.9 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	35	The packs will be in the range 24-46 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	19%
Average Trail (2007)	5.0 miles	The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)	31	The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	139	57% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	605
Six-Week Wankers	56	Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN24
Visitors48
New Boots	64	And 44 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin
8	0	22	15	13	1	4	54	22

100% Attendance

The Body

100%

Hared 5 times this junta year

Hashing is my life!	Smut Mutt	92%	Hared 0 times this junta year
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	88%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Father Syphilis	88%	Hared 3 times this junta year
	High Beams	88%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Wanksgiving	79%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Client #69	75%	No hare record

50-75% Attendance	Creamadonna	71%Hared 1 time this junta year
	All Shaft No Head	71%	Hared 0 times this junta year
	Gluteus Intrudeus	63%	No hare record
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	63%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	Squeeze Box	58%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	She Mussel Bitch	58%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	58%	Hared 3 times this junta year
	Wh-Oreo	58%	Hared 1 time this junta year
	UniPorn	54%	No hare record
	SoCo Ho	50%	Hared 2 times this junta year
	Crusty Beaver	50%	Hared 0 times this junta year

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Plug My Hole, Baby!	100%
	Squeef	71%
	Cherry Popper	60%
	Just Head	50%
	Cumonawanalaya	50%
	Heavin' Semen	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
The Body	5	1312,1315,1318,1319,1320
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1299,1312,1320
C'em Cummin	3	1300,1307,1312
Father Syphilis	3	1299,1303,1306
Day Old Fish	3	1302,1311,1312

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
44	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Lost N Mound, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Lost N Mound, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body	25
Day Old Fish	21
Father Syphilis	20
She Mussel Bitch	19
High Beams	18
Try A Fuck (TAF)	18
Death By Dildo	15
Brownie	13
C'em Cummin	13
Tuck It Up The Butt	13
@ss Gagger	11
Strap-on Elvis	11
All Shaft No Head	10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	10
Wanksgiving	10
Lost N Mound	9

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
24	babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Daffadildo, Diaper Dan, Do Monkey, Happy Crack, Home Alone, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Medusa, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Gluteus Intrudeus	58%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	17	Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails	27	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	2	@ss Gagger, Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails	25	Beaver Cleaver, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian