Trail# 1319 (April 20, 2008)

Trail:1319Tits R 4 Trick's 50th Birthday Trail
Hares:6Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?
Start:3:06pm3.1 miles west of the intersection of FM 2769 and Bullick Hollow Road
Beer Check:#1N30.43677 W97.89967, Altitude 1005 ft.
Beer Check:#2N30.44614 W97.88933, Altitude 775 ft.
End:5:16pmRivera Marina, 1.7 miles west of the intersection of FM 2769 and Bullick Hollow Road
Miles:4.3Sorry, the trail was shorter than I thought (and YOU thought)
Temp in Circle:78°F
Pack:32
FRB:Fuck U Knave
DFL:Tippy Turd
Visitors:2Chlamydia [Brokeback Mountain H3], Twat's That? [Brokeback Mountain H3]
New Boots:1Just Darren K.
Six Week Wankers:11Cumonawanalaya [7wks], Fuck U Knave [9wks], Great Dane Pain [9wks], Itchy Hole [42wks], Just Amanda H. [9wks], Just Liz (w/Itchy) [42wks], Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) [7wks], She Mussel Bitch [8wks], Tits R 4 Tricks [31wks], Try A Fuck (TAF) [7wks], Vagitarian [7wks]
Auto Wankers:4High Beams, Just Liz (w/Itchy), Plug My Hole, Baby!, Puerto Rican Jew
DNF:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:1Whore On The Floor (San Antonio H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails23
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
8.5 miles[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
7.3 miles[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.6 miles[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Largest Pack63[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
53[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Smallest Pack12[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
25[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
25[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
4 (10%)[Mar 2nd] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish, Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
4 (12%)[Mar 23rd] Hared by Reluctant Cottager, The Body
4 (16%)[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
4 (8%)[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
4 (13%)[Apr 20th] Hared by Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis71297,1298,1302,1304,1308,1313,1314
Smut Mutt61305,1311,1312,1315,1316,1318
Warmest Circle83°F[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
79°F[Mar 30th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Cadaver Diver, Just Katharina (BRC)
78°F[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
78°F[Apr 20th] Hared by Tits R 4 Tricks, The Body, Great Dane Pain, Just Amanda H., Chlamydia, Twat's That?
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
53°F[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.5 milesThe trails will be in the range 4.1-6.9 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack35The packs will be in the range 24-46 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance20%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13857% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers608
Six-Week Wankers52Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN24
Visitors44
New Boots65And 44 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
8 0 22 15 11 1 4 57 20
100% AttendanceThe Body100%
Hashing is my life!Smut Mutt91%
Father Syphilis87%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast87%
High Beams87%
Wanksgiving78%
50-75% AttendanceClient #6974%
Creamadonna74%
All Shaft No Head70%
Gluteus Intrudeus65%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown61%
Squeeze Box57%
She Mussel Bitch57%
Try A Fuck (TAF)57%
Wh-Oreo57%
SoCo Ho52%
UniPorn52%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Plug My Hole, Baby!100%
Squeef 67%
Cherry Popper 60%
Heavin' Semen 50%
Just Head 50%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Cumonawanalaya 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
The Body41312,1315,1318,1319
Father Syphilis31299,1303,1306
C'em Cummin31300,1307,1312
Day Old Fish31302,1311,1312
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
42(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body24
Day Old Fish21
Father Syphilis20
She Mussel Bitch19
High Beams18
Try A Fuck (TAF)17
Death By Dildo15
Brownie13
C'em Cummin13
Tuck It Up The Butt13
@ss Gagger11
Strap-on Elvis11
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
Wanksgiving10
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
26babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Daffadildo, Diaper Dan, Do Monkey, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Medusa, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Gluteus Intrudeus60%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails17Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails26(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, I Pee Freely, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails2@ss Gagger, Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails24Beaver Cleaver, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian