Trail# 1318 (April 13, 2008)

Trail:1318Wandering Thru The Wildflowers
Hares:3Prozac, Why Not?, The Body
Start:3:07pmPfluger Grove Park
Beer Check:#1731 Kay Drive
Beer Check:#2Under Route 130 at 2671 Pfluger Lane
Beer Check:#3Beside Lake Pflugerville at 132 Pfluger Road
End:5:10pmThe Culdesac on Silent Harbor Loop
Miles:5.4
Temp in Circle:69°FThe wind made it feel a LOT colder
Pack:33
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:All Shaft No Head
Visitors:0
New Boots:1Just Ronny (Client #69's Mom)
Six Week Wankers:4Brrrr [6wks], Enter Me [9wks], Just Head [6wks], Mr. Pib [10wks]
Auto Wankers:2Cum Union, Plug My Hole, Baby!
DNF:0
Awards:1Cum Union (25 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails22
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
8.5 miles[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
7.3 miles[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.6 miles[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Largest Pack63[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
53[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Smallest Pack12[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
25[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
25[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
4 (8%)[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
4 (16%)[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
4 (12%)[Mar 23rd] Hared by Reluctant Cottager, The Body
4 (10%)[Mar 2nd] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish, Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis71297,1298,1302,1304,1308,1313,1314
Smut Mutt61305,1311,1312,1315,1316,1318
Warmest Circle83°F[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
79°F[Mar 30th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Cadaver Diver, Just Katharina (BRC)
79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
78°F[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
53°F[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.6 milesThe trails will be in the range 4.1-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack36The packs will be in the range 25-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance20%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13758% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers613
Six-Week Wankers57Average Weeks Wanking= 11
NFHN24
Visitors42
New Boots64And 42 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
6 0 23 15 11 1 3 58 20
100% AttendanceThe Body100%
Hashing is my life!Smut Mutt91%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast86%
Father Syphilis86%
High Beams86%
Wanksgiving82%
Creamadonna77%
50-75% AttendanceClient #6973%
All Shaft No Head68%
Gluteus Intrudeus64%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown59%
Wh-Oreo59%
SoCo Ho55%
Squeeze Box55%
UniPorn55%
Crusty Beaver50%
Reluctant Cottager50%
Prozac50%
Why Not?50%
Scatman Poo50%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Plug My Hole, Baby!100%
Squeef 67%
Cherry Popper 60%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Just Head 50%
blASSt Zone 50%
Heavin' Semen 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
The Body31312,1315,1318
Father Syphilis31299,1303,1306
C'em Cummin31300,1307,1312
Day Old Fish31302,1311,1312
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
43(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body23
Day Old Fish21
Father Syphilis20
She Mussel Bitch19
High Beams18
Try A Fuck (TAF)17
Death By Dildo15
Brownie13
C'em Cummin13
Tuck It Up The Butt13
@ss Gagger11
Strap-on Elvis11
All Shaft No Head10
Wanksgiving10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
27babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Daffadildo, Diaper Dan, Do Monkey, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Medusa, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Gluteus Intrudeus58%
Just Senad (w/UniPorn)50%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails17Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails25(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, I Pee Freely, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails2@ss Gagger, Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails24Beaver Cleaver, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cum Union, Cumonawanalaya, Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian