Trail# 1317 (April 6, 2008)

Trail:	1317	Creamadonna saves the day!
Hares:	1	Creamadonna
Start:	3:05pm	Parking lot behind Synergy Plaza (11940 Jollyville Road)
Beer Check:	#1	Trail head at 10689 Floral Park Drive
Beer Check:	#2	Squatting on the curb at 7449 Yaupon Drive
End:	5:35pm	Flood Crossing #6 on Spicewood Springs Road
Miles:	7.1
Temp in Circle:	83°F
Pack:	12	Fortunately a small pack, so better able to evade the Park Rangers
FRB:		Crusty Beaver
DFL:		blASSt Zone
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	0
Six Week Wankers:	0
Auto Wankers:	2	Client #69, Plug My Hole, Baby!
DNF:	0
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	9.0 miles	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	8.5 miles	[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
	7.3 miles	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish

Shortest Trail	3.5 miles	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	3.6 miles	[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
	3.7 miles	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Largest Pack	63	[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
	53	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
	52	[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock

Smallest Pack	12	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	21	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	25	[Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish
	25	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?

Most Auto Wankers	6 (15%)	[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
	5 (17%)	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	4 (10%)	[Mar 2nd] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish, Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body
	4 (12%)	[Mar 23rd] Hared by Reluctant Cottager, The Body
	4 (16%)	[Mar 9th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?
	4 (8%)	[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	7	1297,1298,1302,1304,1308,1313,1314
	Smut Mutt	5	1305,1311,1312,1315,1316

Warmest Circle	83°F	[Apr 6th] Hared by Creamadonna
	79°F	[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	79°F	[Mar 30th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Cadaver Diver, Just Katharina (BRC)
	78°F	[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job

Coldest Circle	43°F	[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
	51°F	[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
	53°F	[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.6 miles	The trails will be in the range 4.1-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	36	The packs will be in the range 24-48 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	20%
Average Trail (2007)	5.0 miles	The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)	31	The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	144	58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	610
Six-Week Wankers	51	Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors42
New Boots	63	And 36 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin
6	0	23	15	13	1	3	63	20

100% Attendance

The Body

100%

Hashing is my life!	Smut Mutt	90%
	Father Syphilis	90%
	High Beams	90%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	86%
	Wanksgiving	81%
	Creamadonna	76%

50-75% Attendance	Client #69	71%
	All Shaft No Head	67%
	Gluteus Intrudeus	62%
	SoCo Ho	57%
	Wh-Oreo	57%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	57%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	57%
	Crusty Beaver	52%
	UniPorn	52%
	Scatman Poo	52%
	Reluctant Cottager	52%
	Squeeze Box	52%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Plug My Hole, Baby!	100%
	Squeef	67%
	Just Head	67%
	Cherry Popper	60%
	Just Michelle (w/Just Roland)	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	blASSt Zone	50%
	Heavin' Semen	50%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Father Syphilis	3	1299,1303,1306
Day Old Fish	3	1302,1311,1312
C'em Cummin	3	1300,1307,1312

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
44	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cumonawanalaya, Daffadildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cherry Popper, Crusty Beaver, Cumonawanalaya, Daffadildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, I Pee Freely, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body	22
Day Old Fish	21
Father Syphilis	20
She Mussel Bitch	19
High Beams	18
Try A Fuck (TAF)	17
Death By Dildo	15
Brownie	13
C'em Cummin	13
Tuck It Up The Butt	13
@ss Gagger	11
Strap-on Elvis	11
All Shaft No Head	10
Wanksgiving	10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	10

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
26	babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Diaper Dan, Do Monkey, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Medusa, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Gluteus Intrudeus	57%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails	1	Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails	17	Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails	25	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, I Pee Freely, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	2	@ss Gagger, Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails	24	Beaver Cleaver, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cumonawanalaya, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian