| Trail: | 1311 | Bissextile Day Hash | |
| Hares: | 2 | Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish | |
| Start: | 2:16pm | Richard Moya Park | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | Intersecion of Burleson Road and Omni Park | |
| End: | 4:00pm | 2898 Palomino Trail | |
| Miles: | 7.3 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 77°F | ||
| Pack: | 25 | ||
| FRB: | Smut Mutt | ||
| DFL: | Reluctant Cottager | ||
| Visitors: | 0 | ||
| New Boots: | 0 | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 4 | A Bill Named Sue [29wks], Blow Hole [106wks], Reluctant Cottager [8wks], Urinal Kake [56wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 2 | A Bill Named Sue, She Mussel Bitch | |
| DNF: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 1 | Extra Sausage, Please (1st Lay) | |
| Namings: | 1 | Just Andrew=Urinal Kake | |
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED track (4.7 miles) is by Body, BLUE track (true trail) is by Padre |
| Trails | 15 |
| Longest Trail | 9.0 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| 8.5 miles | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 7.3 miles | [Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 3.6 miles | [Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job | |
| 3.7 miles | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| Largest Pack | 63 | [Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder |
| 53 | [Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers | |
| 52 | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 25 | [Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish | |
| 28 | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) |
| Most Auto Wankers | 6 (15%) | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| 5 (17%) | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 4 (8%) | [Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 5 | 1297,1298,1302,1304,1308 |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 78°F | [Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job | |
| 77°F | [Feb 24th] Hared by Extra Sausage, Please, Day Old Fish |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 51°F | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 53°F | [Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 5.6 miles | The trails will be in the range 4.0-7.2 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 38 | The packs will be in the range 26-50 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 24% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 147 | 61% Harriers, 39% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 610 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 32 | Average Weeks Wanking= 15 |
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| Visitors36 | ||
| New Boots | 55 | And 24 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin | ||
| 7 | 0 | 23 | 15 | 12 | 1 | 3 | 66 | 20 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Smut Mutt | 93% |
| Wanksgiving | 87% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 87% | |
| Creamadonna | 80% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 80% |
| 50-75% Attendance | SoCo Ho | 73% |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 73% | |
| Scatman Poo | 67% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 67% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 67% | |
| Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) | 67% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 60% | |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 60% | |
| UniPorn | 53% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 53% | |
| Mind Your Bitch | 53% | |
| Extra Sausage, Please | 53% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Squeef | 100% |
| Cherry Popper | 60% | |
| Just Head | 50% | |
| El Smeets | 50% | |
| Heavin' Semen | 50% | |
| Missed Her Bush | 50% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| Father Syphilis | 3 | 1299,1303,1306 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 47 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| Father Syphilis | 20 |
| Day Old Fish | 20 |
| The Body | 20 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 19 |
| High Beams | 18 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| C'em Cummin | 12 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 11 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 10 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| Wanksgiving | 9 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 28 | babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, blASSt Zone, Diaper Dan, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Love Bite, Medusa, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Just Will | 67% |
| SoCo Ho | 58% |
| Mind Your Bitch | 57% |
| CruciFUX | 55% |
| Scatman Poo | 53% |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 53% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 17 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Blow Hole, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt |
| 100-249 Trails | 23 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Just Head, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 1 | Fuck U Knave |
| 25-68 Trails | 24 | @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian |
