Trail# 1310 (February 17, 2008)

Trail:1310Just Say No To VD Hash
Hares:5High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
Start:2:06pmGus Fruth Park
Beer Check:#1Under Mo-Pac at the turnaround south of Loop 360
End:3:59pm4101 West Gate Boulevard
Miles:4.4
Temp in Circle:70°F
Pack:53
FRB:Fuck U Knave
DFL:Twinkie Up The Butt
Visitors:4Can't Touch This [Galvaston H3], Klingon [San Antonio H3], Pre Cum [Phoenix H3], Sticky Fingers [Charlston Happy Heretics H3]
New Boots:6Andre the Mangina, Just John (w/Pre Cum), Just Michael (w/Just Lauren), Just Mike (w/Klingon), Just Mike (w/LRRH), Just Mina (w/Klingon)
Six Week Wankers:13Bloody Butt Chuck [6wks], Bone Sucker [14wks], Cum Union [7wks], Dead Whore Dave [19wks], Just Amanda H. [17wks], Just Cliff [6wks], Just Lauren ((w/Just Patrick) [7wks], Little Ring Riding Hood [7wks], Plug My Hole, Baby! [33wks], Puerto Rican Jew [33wks], Squeezin' Semen [10wks], Stay Free With Wings [25wks], Twinkie Up The Butt [6wks]
Auto Wankers:4Plug My Hole, Baby!, Puerto Rican Jew, SoCo Ho, Tuck It Up The Butt
DNF:0
Awards:0
Namings:2Just Alan (BRC)=Mind Your Bitch, Just Ben (BRC)=Andre the Mangina
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:#1Father Syphilis, for bringing a reporter and photographer (Laura and Judy) to trail
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED track is by Body, BLUE track (6.6 miles) is by Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails14
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
8.5 miles[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.6 miles[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Largest Pack63[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
53[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
28[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
29[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
4 (8%)[Feb 17th] Hared by High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Bone Sucker, Just Mike (w/LRRH), Sticky Fingers
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis51297,1298,1302,1304,1308
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
78°F[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
74°F[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
53°F[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.5 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack39The packs will be in the range 28-50 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance25%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers15160% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers612
Six-Week Wankers34Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN47
Visitors36
New Boots55And 18 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
7 0 23 14 12 1 3 71 20
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!Smut Mutt93%
Wanksgiving86%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast86%
SoCo Ho79%
Creamadonna79%
She Mussel Bitch79%
50-75% AttendanceScatman Poo71%
Wh-Oreo71%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown71%
Try A Fuck (TAF)71%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)64%
All Shaft No Head64%
Just Roland (w/Kim)64%
Mind Your Bitch57%
Squeeze Box50%
SmegmaBalls50%
Extra Sausage, Please50%
Just Kevin (BRC)50%
Just Katharina (BRC)50%
UniPorn50%
Pornarotti50%
Menage A Paw50%
Crusty Beaver50%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef100%
Cherry Popper 60%
Cum Union 50%
Just Head 50%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Heavin' Semen 50%
El Smeets 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Father Syphilis31299,1303,1306
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
46(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
Father Syphilis20
The Body20
She Mussel Bitch19
Day Old Fish19
High Beams18
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
Death By Dildo15
Tuck It Up The Butt13
Brownie13
C'em Cummin12
Strap-on Elvis11
All Shaft No Head10
@ss Gagger10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
Wanksgiving9
Lost N Mound9
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30A Bill Named Sue, babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, blASSt Zone, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Mind Your Bitch62%
SoCo Ho61%
CruciFUX60%
Scatman Poo56%
Just Roland (w/Kim)56%
Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister)50%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails16Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Twinkie Up The Butt
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian