Trail# 1309 (February 10, 2008)

Trail:1309SMB/DtBW 20th Hashiversary
Hares:2She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
Start:2:28pmPease Park
Beer Check:#1Auditorium Shores, near 224 South 1st Street
Music Check:#2Saxon Pub
End:4:36pmZilker Park, near 750 Robert E. Lee Road
Miles:5.4
Temp in Circle:73°F
Pack:63
FRB:C'em Cummin
DFL:Smut Mutt
Visitors:9Comes Anyway [Houston H3], Dick the Boy Wonder [Texas Crab Hash], Every Other Dick [Ex-AH3], Finger Fuck [Houston H3], Living Proof, Master Chugger [Houston H3], McPisser [Houston H3], Pinata Porkin' Orca [Hill Country H3], Slumbag [Houston H3]
New Boots:6Just Austin (w/Orca), Just Brian (w/Orca), Just Christa (Who Lies Beneath's Sister), Just Darrel, Just Kia (w/Bryce), Just Veronica (w/Dudley)
Six Week Wankers:14@ss Gagger [6wks], Beaver Cleaver [10wks], Enter Me [6wks], Heavin' Semen [10wks], Just Head [10wks], Just John (w/Do Monkey) [18wks], Just Shawn (w/Vag) [7wks], Just Todd (w/Just Patrick) [6wks], Missed Her Bush [31wks], Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) [18wks], Swalamander [31wks], Unzip Me [26wks], Vagitarian [7wks], Who Lies Beneath? [6wks]
Auto Wankers:3Missed Her Bush, Squeef, The Body
DNF:2Dudley Digits, Just Veronica (w/Dudley)
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:2Dudley Digits (Korea), Just Malcolm (H4)
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED track is courtesy of Pumper Up The Butt, BLUE track (7.7 miles) is by Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails13
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
8.5 miles[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.6 miles[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Largest Pack63[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
48[Jan 27th] Hared by SoCo Ho, Scatman Poo, Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister), C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
28[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
29[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
3 (8%)[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis
3 (11%)[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
3 (5%)[Feb 10th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Dick the Boy Wonder
3 (7%)[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis51297,1298,1302,1304,1308
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
78°F[Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job
74°F[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
53°F[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.5 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack38The packs will be in the range 27-49 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance27%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers14658% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers608
Six-Week Wankers43Average Weeks Wanking= 15
NFHN45
Visitors37
New Boots49And 17 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
7 1 23 14 12 2 3 66 18
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!Smut Mutt92%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast92%
Wanksgiving85%
SoCo Ho77%
Creamadonna77%
Wh-Oreo77%
She Mussel Bitch77%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown77%
50-75% AttendanceScatman Poo69%
Just Roland (w/Kim)69%
Try A Fuck (TAF)69%
All Shaft No Head62%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)62%
Extra Sausage, Please54%
Pornarotti54%
Squeeze Box54%
Just Alan (BRC)54%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef100%
Cum Union 67%
Cherry Popper 60%
Heavin' Semen 50%
El Smeets 50%
Just Head 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Father Syphilis31299,1303,1306
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
48(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
Father Syphilis20
The Body20
Day Old Fish19
She Mussel Bitch19
High Beams17
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
Death By Dildo15
Brownie13
Tuck It Up The Butt13
C'em Cummin12
Strap-on Elvis11
@ss Gagger10
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
Lost N Mound9
Wanksgiving9
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
31A Bill Named Sue, babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, blASSt Zone, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Just Roland (w/Kim)60%
SoCo Ho59%
Just Alan (BRC)58%
Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister)57%
CruciFUX56%
Scatman Poo53%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails15Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails26@ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian