| Trail: | 1308 | Super Bowl Sunday | |
| Hares: | 3 | Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job | |
| Start: | 1:34pm | Fiesta Gardens, near the south end of Comal Street | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | Little Stacey Park, near 1532 Eastside Drive | |
| End: | 3:08pm | 1702 Mariposa Drive | |
| Miles: | 3.6 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 78°F | ||
| Pack: | 38 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | Takes A Bigger Cock | ||
| Visitors: | 1 | Wet/Dry Vac [Dallas/Ft. Worth H3] | |
| New Boots: | 1 | Just Dave (w/Brice) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 2 | Mo Job [20wks], Sex Panther [20wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 2 | She Mussel Bitch, Try A Fuck (TAF) | |
| DNF: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 2 | Pornarotti (25 Trails), Pumper Up The Butt (369 Trails) | |
| Namings: | 1 | Just Karen=Sex Panther | |
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED is the track by Body, GREEN is the track by Padre. Notice Padre's zen from the beercheck! |
| Trails | 12 |
| Longest Trail | 9.0 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| 8.5 miles | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 6.8 miles | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 3.6 miles | [Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job | |
| 3.7 miles | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| Largest Pack | 52 | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| 48 | [Jan 27th] Hared by SoCo Ho, Scatman Poo, Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister), C'em Cummin | |
| 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 28 | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 29 | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| Most Auto Wankers | 6 (15%) | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| 5 (17%) | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 3 (11%) | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 3 (7%) | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 3 (8%) | [Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 5 | 1297,1298,1302,1304,1308 |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 78°F | [Feb 3rd] Hared by Head Banger, Pumper Up The Butt, Mo Job | |
| 74°F | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 51°F | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 53°F | [Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 5.5 miles | The trails will be in the range 3.8-7.2 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 36 | The packs will be in the range 27-45 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 29% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 138 | 60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 608 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 46 | Average Weeks Wanking= 16 |
| NFHN37 | ||
| Visitors30 | ||
| New Boots | 43 | And 18 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| 7 | 2 | 21 | 15 | 12 | 2 | 3 | 58 | 18 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 92% |
| Smut Mutt | 92% | |
| SoCo Ho | 83% | |
| Wanksgiving | 83% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 75% | |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 75% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 75% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 75% | |
| Scatman Poo | 75% | |
| Creamadonna | 75% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Try A Fuck (TAF) | 67% |
| Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) | 58% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 58% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 58% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 58% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 50% | |
| Pornarotti | 50% | |
| Just Katharina (BRC) | 50% | |
| Squeeze Box | 50% | |
| Takes A Bigger Cock | 50% | |
| Extra Sausage, Please | 50% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 50% | |
| UniPorn | 50% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 50% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Squeef | 100% |
| Cherry Popper | 75% | |
| Cum Union | 67% | |
| El Smeets | 50% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| Father Syphilis | 3 | 1299,1303,1306 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 47 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| Father Syphilis | 20 |
| The Body | 20 |
| Day Old Fish | 19 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 18 |
| High Beams | 17 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| C'em Cummin | 12 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 11 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 10 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 33 | A Bill Named Sue, babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, blASSt Zone, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister) | 67% |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 64% |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 64% |
| SoCo Ho | 63% |
| CruciFUX | 63% |
| Scatman Poo | 56% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 15 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 22 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 1 | Fuck U Knave |
| 25-68 Trails | 26 | @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Pornarotti, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian |
