Trail# 1307 (January 27, 2008)

Trail:1307Hills, them Hills, them F*%king Hills
Hares:4SoCo Ho, Scatman Poo, Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister), C'em Cummin
Start:1:38pmAdjacent to the Vegan/Lesbian Video Shoot at Hwy 620 and Low Water Crossing Road
Beer Check:#13506 Cloudy Ridge Road
JelloShot Check:#214972 General Williamson Drive
Beer Check:#32509 Indian Creek Road
End:4:01pmGeronimo Park (2509 Geronimo Trail)
Miles:5.2
Temp in Circle:68°F
Pack:48
FRB:Takes A Bigger Cock
DFL:Wanksgiving
Visitors:3Great Hairy Ass [NYC H3], Icey Davidson [Pattaya H3], Living Proof
New Boots:5Just Brooke (BRC), Just Chad (BRC), Just Dave (w/Hairy Ass), Just Jessica (BRC), Just Zack (BRC)
Six Week Wankers:4Bear Necessity [188wks], Great Dane Pain [6wks], Kneel & Bob [11wks], Open Faced Ass Melt [18wks]
Auto Wankers:0
DNF:2Great Hairy Ass, Just Dave (w/Hairy Ass)
Awards:2High Beams (250 Trails), Just Sarah (1st Lay)
Namings:2Just Michael (BRC)=Scatman Poo, Just Ross (BRC)=CruciFUX
Transplants:2Gutentight (Texoma H3), Tight Rider (Texoma H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED track is by The Body, BLUE track is by Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails11

Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
8.5 miles[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin

Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
4.3 miles[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)

Largest Pack52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
48[Jan 27th] Hared by SoCo Ho, Scatman Poo, Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister), C'em Cummin
42[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis

Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
28[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
29[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho

Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
3 (11%)[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
3 (7%)[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
3 (8%)[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis41297,1298,1302,1304

Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
74°F[Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC)
73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo

Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
53°F[Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis

Average Trail5.7 milesThe trails will be in the range 4.0-7.4 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack36The packs will be in the range 27-45 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance29%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers14061% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers606
Six-Week Wankers48Average Weeks Wanking= 17
NFHN37
Visitors29
New Boots42And 18 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
7 2 22 17 11 2 3 58 18

100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%

Hashing is my life!Wanksgiving82%
SoCo Ho82%

50-75% AttendanceCreamadonna73%
Just Roland (w/Kim)73%
She Mussel Bitch73%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown73%
Scatman Poo73%
Wh-Oreo73%
Reluctant Cottager64%
Just Alan (BRC)64%
Try A Fuck (TAF)64%
Just Kevin (BRC)55%
Crusty Beaver55%
Squeeze Box55%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)55%
All Shaft No Head55%
Extra Sausage, Please55%
SmegmaBalls55%
Just Katharina (BRC)55%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef100%
Cherry Popper 75%
Cum Union 67%
El Smeets 50%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Father Syphilis31299,1303,1306

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
51(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Porno Pixie, Prozac, Pumper Up The Butt, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Father Syphilis20
Day Old Fish19
She Mussel Bitch18
High Beams17
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
Death By Dildo15
Tuck It Up The Butt13
Brownie13
C'em Cummin12
Strap-on Elvis11
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
@ss Gagger10

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
31babyG, Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Just Alan (BRC)70%
Just Roland (w/Kim)62%
SoCo Ho60%
CruciFUX57%
Scatman Poo53%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails15Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, High Beams, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails27@ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian