| Trail: | 1306 | We're Not at Tex-Mex | |
| Hares: | 2 | She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis | |
| Start: | 2:35pm | Behind Sears at the Hancock Shopping Center | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | North end of Eastwoods Park | |
| End: | 4:04pm | Paterson Park (across from 1713 Scheiffer Avenue) | |
| Miles: | 4.9 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 53°F | ||
| Pack: | 37 | ||
| FRB: | Creamadonna | ||
| DFL: | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | ||
| Visitors: | 1 | Can't Touch This [Galvaston H3] | |
| New Boots: | 4 | Just Brice, Just Christine (w/Just Amy), Just Michelle (w/Just Roland), Just Will | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 5 | Dude, Where's My Beercheck? [8wks], Head Banger [10wks], Just Amy (the Two Drinks Away sister) [22wks], My Ingrown Testicle [46wks], Organ Grinder [42wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 3 | Organ Grinder, Squeeze Box, The Body | |
| DNF: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 1 | Dude, Where's My Beercheck? (25 Trails) | |
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 1 | Balcony Bimbo (Memphis H3) | |
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | #1 | The Doggy Owners, and dogs, sang the "Doggy Song" and drank in memory of Yax | |
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | #2 | Pornarotti drank for having his sister-in-law's thong tied to his vessel | |
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED track is courtesy of Just Roland, BLUE track (6.1 miles) is courtesy of Wicked Itch |
| Trails | 10 |
| Longest Trail | 9.0 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| 8.5 miles | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 6.8 miles | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 3.7 miles | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock | |
| 4.3 miles | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) |
| Largest Pack | 52 | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 39 | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 28 | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 29 | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| Most Auto Wankers | 6 (15%) | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| 5 (17%) | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 3 (11%) | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 3 (7%) | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 3 (8%) | [Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 4 | 1297,1298,1302,1304 |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 74°F | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 51°F | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 53°F | [Jan 20th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 5.7 miles | The trails will be in the range 4.0-7.4 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 35 | The packs will be in the range 26-44 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 31% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 137 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 605 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 50 | Average Weeks Wanking= 16 |
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| Visitors27 | ||
| New Boots | 37 | And 15 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| 7 | 2 | 22 | 16 | 11 | 2 | 5 | 54 | 18 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | SoCo Ho | 80% |
| Wanksgiving | 80% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 80% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Creamadonna | 70% |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 70% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 70% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 70% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 70% | |
| Just Michael (BRC) | 70% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 60% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 60% | |
| Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) | 60% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 60% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 60% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 50% | |
| Squeeze Box | 50% | |
| Extra Sausage, Please | 50% | |
| UniPorn | 50% | |
| Just Katharina (BRC) | 50% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 50% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Squeef | 100% |
| Cherry Popper | 75% | |
| Cum Union | 67% | |
| Cadaver Diver | 50% | |
| El Smeets | 50% | |
| Pornarotti | 50% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| Father Syphilis | 3 | 1299,1303,1306 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 52 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Porno Pixie, Prozac, Pumper Up The Butt, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| Father Syphilis | 20 |
| The Body | 20 |
| Day Old Fish | 19 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 18 |
| High Beams | 17 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 11 |
| C'em Cummin | 11 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 10 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| Wanksgiving | 9 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 30 | Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Just Alan (BRC) | 67% |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 58% |
| SoCo Ho | 57% |
| Just Ross (BRC) | 50% |
| Just Michael (BRC) | 50% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 14 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 24 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 1 | Fuck U Knave |
| 25-68 Trails | 28 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Porno Pixie, Prozac, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian |
