| Trail: | 1304 | The New Year Barbed Nipple Trail | ||
| Hares: | 2 | SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | ||
| Start: | 1:34pm | Rialto Boulevard, across from the new AMD building | ||
| Beer Check: | #1 | 5202 Industrial Oaks Boulevard | ||
| Shot Check: | #2 | In Williamson Creek, 300' NE of Langtry Lane and Yellow Rose Trail (where was Porno Pixie?) | ||
| End: | 5:55pm | Dick Nichols District Park | ||
| Miles: | 6.2 | (Turkey) | ||
| Miles: | 8.5 | (Eagle) | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 74°F | |||
| Pack: | 38 | Unusual number of "old hashers" in attendance | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | |||
| DFL: | Pumper Up The Butt | |||
| Visitors: | 3 | Icey Davidson [Pattaya H3], Pukes of Hazzard [San Antonio H3], Twinkie Up The Butt [Ex-AH3] | ||
| New Boots: | 2 | Just Chuck (w/Twinkie), Just Marisa | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 5 | Cadaver Diver [7wks], Candy Panties [554wks], Just Cliff [27wks], Mr. Pib [19wks], Zagbag [554wks] | ||
| Auto Wankers: | 2 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, Squeef | ||
| DNF: | 0 | |||
| Awards: | 1 | Just Katharina (1st Lay) | ||
| Namings: | 1 | Just Chuck=Bloody Butt Chuck | ||
| Transplants: | 1 | Side Saddle (Classic City H3) | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | |||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED is Turkey Trail (Body), BLUE is Eagle Trail (Padre) |
| Trails | 8 |
| Longest Trail | 9.0 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| 8.5 miles | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 6.8 miles | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 3.7 miles | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock | |
| 4.3 miles | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) |
| Largest Pack | 52 | [Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock |
| 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 39 | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 28 | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 29 | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| Most Auto Wankers | 6 (15%) | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| 5 (17%) | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 3 (11%) | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) | |
| 3 (7%) | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 4 | 1297,1298,1302,1304 |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 74°F | [Jan 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, Just Katharina (BRC) | |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 51°F | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 54°F | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin | |
| 54°F | [Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag) |
| Average Trail | 5.9 miles | The trails will be in the range 4.0-7.8 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 35 | The packs will be in the range 25-45 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 35% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 136 | 60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 604 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 51 | Average Weeks Wanking= 16 |
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| Visitors24 | ||
| New Boots | 32 | And 11 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin | ||
| 7 | 2 | 21 | 17 | 11 | 2 | 5 | 53 | 18 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Wanksgiving | 88% |
| Reluctant Cottager | 88% | |
| SoCo Ho | 75% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 75% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 75% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 75% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Just Michael (BRC) | 63% |
| Crusty Beaver | 63% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 63% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 63% | |
| Creamadonna | 63% | |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 63% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 63% | |
| Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) | 50% | |
| Day Old Fish | 50% | |
| Takes A Bigger Cock | 50% | |
| Just Katharina (BRC) | 50% | |
| @ss Gagger | 50% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 50% | |
| Extra Sausage, Please | 50% | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 50% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Squeef | 100% |
| Cum Union | 67% | |
| Pornarotti | 67% | |
| Cherry Popper | 67% | |
| Cadaver Diver | 50% | |
| El Smeets | 50% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 52 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Easy Access, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Pumper Up The Butt, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| The Body | 20 |
| Father Syphilis | 19 |
| Day Old Fish | 19 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 17 |
| High Beams | 17 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 11 |
| C'em Cummin | 11 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 10 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| Social Retard | 8 |
| El Smeets | 8 |
| Wanksgiving | 8 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 31 | Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Every Other Dick, Free Meat, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, Missed Her Bush, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Just Alan (BRC) | 71% |
| SoCo Ho | 50% |
| Just Roland (w/Kim) | 50% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 12 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 24 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 1 | Fuck U Knave |
| 25-68 Trails | 27 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian |
