Trail# 1303 (December 30, 2007)

Trail:1303Padre's 300th trail
Hares:3Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Start:2:33pmWalnut Creek Metropolitan Park
Beer Check:#111982 Shady Springs Road (the usual place)
End:3:52pm10204 Oak Hollow Circle
Miles:3.7
Temp in Circle:69°F
Pack:52Exactly double the size Padre was expecting!
FRB:Reluctant Cottager
DFL:Little Ring Riding Hood
Visitors:3Brrrrr [Houston H3], Social Retard [Ex-AH3], Sui Chu [Hiroshima H3]
New Boots:8Just Erica (France), Just Jay (Marine), Just Lauren ((w/Just Patrick), Just Nate (Marine), Just Nick (w/Just Michael), Just Sarah (Just Michael's Sister), Just Todd (w/Just Patrick), Just Tony (Marine)
Six Week Wankers:6Easy Access [75wks], Enter Me [9wks], Just Teresa (w/Itch) [9wks], Just Tracey (w/LRRH) [13wks], Porno Pixie [7wks], RainBlow Not-So-Bright [69wks]
Auto Wankers:2C'em Cummin, Cum Union
DNF:0
Awards:2Just Michael (1st Lay), Takes A Bigger Cock (1st Lay)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED is by The Body and BLUE is by High Beams

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails7
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
6.1 miles[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
3.7 miles[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
4.3 miles[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
Largest Pack52[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
42[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
39[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
28[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
29[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
3 (11%)[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
3 (7%)[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis31297,1298,1302
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
69°F[Dec 30th] Hared by Father Syphilis, Just Michael (BRC), Takes A Bigger Cock
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
54°F[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
54°F[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
Average Trail5.5 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack35The packs will be in the range 25-45 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance36%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13860% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers601
Six-Week Wankers55Average Weeks Wanking= 16
NFHN39
Visitors18
New Boots33And 10 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
7 2 24 17 11 2 5 52 18
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Reluctant Cottager100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Hashing is my life!Wanksgiving86%
50-75% AttendanceSoCo Ho71%
Just Alan (BRC)71%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown71%
She Mussel Bitch71%
Just Michael (BRC)71%
Just Kevin (BRC)71%
Wh-Oreo71%
@ss Gagger57%
SmegmaBalls57%
Day Old Fish57%
Just Roland (w/Kim)57%
Takes A Bigger Cock57%
Extra Sausage, Please57%
Creamadonna57%
Crusty Beaver57%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Cum Union 67%
Pornarotti 67%
Cherry Popper 67%
El Smeets 50%
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
56(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Pumper Up The Butt, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, babyG, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Father Syphilis19
Day Old Fish19
She Mussel Bitch17
High Beams17
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
Death By Dildo15
Tuck It Up The Butt13
Brownie13
Strap-on Elvis11
C'em Cummin11
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
@ss Gagger10
Lost N Mound9
Social Retard8
El Smeets8
Wanksgiving8
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
28Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Princess LeiMe, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Just Alan (BRC)83%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails26(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, Easy Access, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian