Trail# 1302 (December 23, 2007)

Trail:1302Hash "Holiday" Trail
Hares:4Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
Start:1:36pmParking lot behind offices at 9301 Amberglen Boulevard
Shot Check:#1In a culvert at 8880 Anderson Mill Road
Beer Check:#212498 Burr Ridge Drive
End:3:05pm9718 Moorberry Street
Miles:4.3
Temp in Circle:54°FCircle was actually in Vag's living room
Pack:28
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Just Roland (w/Kim)
Visitors:3Deep Fly Diver [Aloha H3], Feel 4 A Pulse [Denver H3], Rear Ended [Denver H3]
New Boots:3Just Jeff (w/Rear Ended), Just Jimmy (w/Vag), Just Shawn (w/Vag)
Six Week Wankers:5(Massive) Slut Slinger [6wks], All Shaft No Head [30wks], Hymen Regency [45wks], Just Amy (w/Vag) [71wks], Vagitarian [6wks]
Auto Wankers:3Cherry Popper, Just Amy (w/Vag), Just Jimmy (w/Vag)
DNF:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails6
Longest Trail9.0 miles[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
6.1 miles[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
4.3 miles[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
5.1 miles[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Largest Pack42[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
39[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
32[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
28[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
29[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
5 (17%)[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
3 (11%)[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
3 (7%)[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis31297,1298,1302
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
54°F[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
54°F[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
51°F[Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho
54°F[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
54°F[Dec 23rd] Hared by Vagitarian, Little Ring Riding Hood, Day Old Fish, Just Shawn (w/Vag)
Average Trail5.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 4.0-7.6 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack32The packs will be in the range 24-40 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance39%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13460% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers597
Six-Week Wankers63Average Weeks Wanking= 16
NFHN33
Visitors15
New Boots25And 9 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
9 2 24 17 10 2 5 48 17
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Reluctant Cottager100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Hashing is my life!Wanksgiving83%
50-75% AttendanceCreamadonna67%
Just Alan (BRC)67%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown67%
Just Kevin (BRC)67%
SoCo Ho67%
Just Michael (BRC)67%
Wh-Oreo67%
SmegmaBalls50%
Cherry Popper50%
Pornarotti50%
Strap-on Elvis50%
Day Old Fish50%
@ss Gagger50%
Takes A Bigger Cock50%
Just Roland (w/Kim)50%
Extra Sausage, Please50%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister50%
Crusty Beaver50%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Pornarotti 67%
Cherry Popper 67%
Cum Union 50%
Little Ring Riding Hood 50%
El Smeets 50%
Tuck It Up The Butt 50%
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
56(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, babyG, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish19
Father Syphilis18
She Mussel Bitch17
High Beams17
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
Death By Dildo15
Brownie13
Tuck It Up The Butt13
Strap-on Elvis11
C'em Cummin11
@ss Gagger10
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast10
Lost N Mound9
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
27Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Whoops Wrong Hole
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails26(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian