| Trail: | 1301 | High Beam's Birthday Trail | ||
| Hares: | 3 | High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | ||
| Start: | 1:49pm | Mary Moore Searight Park | ||
| Beer Check: | #1 | In the stream under the South 1st Street bridge, 0.9 miles due south of Slaughter Lane | ||
| Shot Check: | #2 | XXX Video at 9473 South I-35 | ||
| End: | 4:02pm | By the stream at 10151 Old San Antonio Road | ||
| Miles: | 5.7 | (Turkey) | ||
| Miles: | 9.0 | (Eagle) | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 51°F | |||
| Pack: | 29 | |||
| FRB: | Just Michael (BRC) | |||
| DFL: | Reluctant Cottager | |||
| Visitors: | 1 | Chlamydia [Brokeback Mountain H3] | ||
| New Boots: | 2 | Just Anna (BRC), Just Ross (BRC) | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 3 | Big Bloody Ketchup [6wks], I Swallow Wood [6wks], Squeef [11wks] | ||
| Auto Wankers: | 5 | @ss Gagger, El Smeets, Pornarotti, Squeef, Two Drinks Away From My Sister | ||
| DNF: | 0 | |||
| Awards: | 1 | SoCo Ho (Virgin Lay) | ||
| Namings: | 1 | Just Jerry=Extra Sausage, Please | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | |||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | |||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED is Body's track; BLUE is Padre's track |
| Trails | 5 |
| Longest Trail | 9.0 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| 6.8 miles | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin | |
| 6.1 miles | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 5.1 miles | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 5.7 miles | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho |
| Largest Pack | 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 39 | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin | |
| 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 29 | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Most Auto Wankers | 6 (15%) | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| 5 (17%) | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 3 (7%) | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 54°F | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 51°F | [Dec 16th] Hared by High Beams, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, SoCo Ho | |
| 54°F | [Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin |
| Average Trail | 6 miles | The trails will be in the range 4.2-7.8 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 33 | The packs will be in the range 25-41 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 45% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 129 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 599 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 57 | Average Weeks Wanking= 16 |
| NFHN29 | ||
| Visitors12 | ||
| New Boots | 22 | And 9 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin | ||
| 9 | 2 | 24 | 17 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 45 | 15 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | She Mussel Bitch | 80% |
| SoCo Ho | 80% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 80% | |
| Creamadonna | 80% | |
| Just Michael (BRC) | 80% | |
| Wanksgiving | 80% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 80% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Strap-on Elvis | 60% |
| Pornarotti | 60% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 60% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 60% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 60% | |
| @ss Gagger | 60% | |
| Takes A Bigger Cock | 60% | |
| Extra Sausage, Please | 60% | |
| Two Drinks Away From My Sister | 60% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 60% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Pornarotti | 67% |
| Day Old Fish | 50% | |
| Cherry Popper | 50% | |
| Cum Union | 50% | |
| El Smeets | 50% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 50% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 59 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Day Old Fish, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Little Ring Riding Hood, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| The Body | 20 |
| Day Old Fish | 18 |
| Father Syphilis | 18 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 17 |
| High Beams | 17 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 11 |
| C'em Cummin | 11 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 10 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| El Smeets | 8 |
| Wanksgiving | 8 |
| Social Retard | 8 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 27 | Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 12 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 26 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 1 | Fuck U Knave |
| 25-68 Trails | 28 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian |
