Trail# 1300 (December 9, 2007)

Trail:1300AH3 1300th and the 22nd anniversary of Charlie Brown's Christmas
Hares:2Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Start:2:03pmUnder Mo-Pac just west of Stephen F. Austin High School
Beer Check:#1311 Lee Barton Drive
End:3:33pmUnder Mo-Pac just west of Stephen F. Austin High School
Miles:6.8The hares claimed it was 3.3 miles, but check the map
Temp in Circle:54°FTemperature dropped 20° from start to end of trail
Pack:39
FRB:Takes A Bigger Cock
DFL:Father Syphilis
Visitors:1Chlamydia [Brokeback Mountain H3]
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:5El Smeets [15wks], Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) [18wks], Little Ring Riding Hood [7wks], Squeezin' Semen [18wks], UniPorn [19wks]
Auto Wankers:6Chlamydia, Cum Union, Day Old Fish, Little Ring Riding Hood, Pornarotti, The Body
DNF:0
Awards:2Wh-Oreo (100 Trails), Two Drinks Away From My Sister (25 Trails)
Namings:2Just Jeremy=Takes A Bigger Cock, Just Kristin=UniPorn
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS track courtesy of Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails4
Longest Trail6.8 miles[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
6.1 miles[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
5.1 miles[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Shortest Trail3.5 miles[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
5.1 miles[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
6.1 miles[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
Largest Pack42[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
39[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
32[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Smallest Pack21[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
32[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
39[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Most Auto Wankers6 (15%)[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
3 (7%)[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2 (6%)[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
54°F[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
Coldest Circle43°F[Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt
54°F[Dec 9th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, C'em Cummin
73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Average Attendance50%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13259% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers598
Six-Week Wankers56Average Weeks Wanking= 16
NFHN32
Visitors12
New Boots20And 5 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
9 2 24 17 10 2 5 48 15
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Just Kevin (BRC)100%
Reluctant Cottager100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Hashing is my life!Crusty Beaver75%
She Mussel Bitch75%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown75%
SoCo Ho75%
Creamadonna75%
Just Alan (BRC)75%
Just Michael (BRC)75%
Takes A Bigger Cock75%
Wanksgiving75%
Wh-Oreo75%
50-75% AttendanceStrap-on Elvis50%
Pornarotti50%
Prozac50%
Just Gerald (BRC)50%
Just Jerry (by Spread 'Em)50%
SmegmaBalls50%
Just Matt M.50%
Squeeze Box50%
Cum Union50%
@ss Gagger50%
Day Old Fish50%
Death By Dildo50%
Just Travis (BRC)50%
Try A Fuck (TAF)50%
Tuck It Up The Butt50%
Twin Peaks50%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister50%
Menage A Paw50%
Why Not?50%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Cum Union 50%
Day Old Fish 50%
Tuck It Up The Butt 50%
Pornarotti 50%
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
61(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Day Old Fish, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Little Ring Riding Hood, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Unzip Me, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
Father Syphilis18
She Mussel Bitch17
Try A Fuck (TAF)16
High Beams16
Death By Dildo15
Brownie13
Tuck It Up The Butt13
Strap-on Elvis11
C'em Cummin11
@ss Gagger10
All Shaft No Head10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast9
Lost N Mound9
El Smeets8
Social Retard8
Wanksgiving8
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
27Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Just Kevin (BRC)50%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails26(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails1Fuck U Knave
25-68 Trails28@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Two Drinks Away From My Sister, Vagitarian