| Trail: | 1299 | TAF Birthday Hash | |
| Hares: | 2 | Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| Start: | 1:38pm | 3976 Travis County Circle | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | 1707 Camp Craft Road | |
| End: | 3:55pm | In the woods just off 3822 S. Mo-Pac | |
| Miles: | 6.1 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 79°F | ||
| Pack: | 42 | ||
| FRB: | Crusty Beaver | ||
| DFL: | Who Lies Beneath? | ||
| Visitors: | 3 | Brownie [Kimchi H3], Tigger Tush [Orlando H3], Vanilla Gorilla [Albuquerque H3] | |
| New Boots: | 1 | Just Lauren (BRC) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 3 | Fuck U Knave [9wks], Pumper Up The Butt [11wks], Two Drinks Away From My Sister [6wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 3 | Heavin' Semen, Just Head, Tuck It Up The Butt | |
| DNF: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 0 | ||
| Namings: | 1 | Just Kim, who was named Puss 'n Boots by the Junta on 11/27, was renamed by the circle to SoCo Whore (or SoCo Ho if you are from Bubbaland) | |
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation Though not obvious from the map, 98% of the trail was offroad; a greenbelt extravaganza. RED is for Body, BLUE for Padre. |
| Trails | 3 |
| Longest Trail | 6.1 miles | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 5.1 miles | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 5.1 miles | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 6.1 miles | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Largest Pack | 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 42 | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Most Auto Wankers | 3 (7%) | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 2 (6%) | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 1 (5%) | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Warmest Circle | 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 79°F | [Dec 2nd] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis |
| Average Attendance | 53% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 133 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 599 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 58 | Average Weeks Wanking= 15 |
| NFHN35 | ||
| Visitors11 | ||
| New Boots | 20 | And 3 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin | ||
| 9 | 2 | 24 | 17 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 51 | 13 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 100% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Just Matt M. | 67% |
| Just Jeremy (BRC) | 67% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 67% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 67% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 67% | |
| SoCo Whore | 67% | |
| Creamadonna | 67% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 67% | |
| @ss Gagger | 67% | |
| Just Michael (BRC) | 67% | |
| Death By Dildo | 67% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 67% | |
| Twin Peaks | 67% | |
| Wanksgiving | 67% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 67% | |
| Menage A Paw | 67% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 67% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Tuck It Up The Butt | 50% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 62 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Day Old Fish, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Little Ring Riding Hood, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| The Body | 20 |
| Father Syphilis | 18 |
| Day Old Fish | 18 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 17 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 16 |
| High Beams | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 10 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| C'em Cummin | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 9 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| El Smeets | 8 |
| Social Retard | 8 |
| Wanksgiving | 8 |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 7 |
| Wh-Oreo | 7 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 29 | Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 12 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 25 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, Death By Dildo, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 2 | Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo |
| 25-68 Trails | 27 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian |
