| Trail: | 1298 | Double Dildo Delight | |
| Hares: | 3 | Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt | |
| Start: | 1:31pm | Dick Nichols District Park | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | 8393 Siringo Pass | |
| End: | 2:44pm | Slaughter Creek Metropolitan Park | |
| Miles: | 3.5 | Live Lay | |
| Temp in Circle: | 43°F | ||
| Pack: | 21 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | Smut Mutt | ||
| Visitors: | 5 | Cum DMC [Hill Country H3], D'Dildo [Hill Country H3], Joy Ride [Hill Country H3], Misconception [Hill Country H3], Pre Cum [Phoenix H3] | |
| New Boots: | 1 | Just Alan (BRC) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 3 | Death By Dildo [7wks], Meat Between The Teeth [13wks], Tuck It Up The Butt [7wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 1 | Meat Between The Teeth | |
| DNF: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 1 | Death By Dildo (100 Trails) | |
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation RED is Body and BLUE is Padre |
| Trails | 2 |
| Longest Trail | 5.1 miles | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Shortest Trail | 3.5 miles | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 5.1 miles | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Largest Pack | 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Smallest Pack | 21 | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 32 | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Most Auto Wankers | 2 (6%) | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| 1 (5%) | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Warmest Circle | 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| Coldest Circle | 43°F | [Nov 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, D'Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 73°F | [Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo |
| Average Attendance | 61% | |
| Average Trail (2007) | 5.0 miles | The trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2007) | 31 | The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 134 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 599 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 57 | Average Weeks Wanking= 14 |
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| Visitors9 | ||
| New Boots | 19 | And 1 was frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin | ||
| 9 | 2 | 24 | 17 | 10 | 2 | 5 | 52 | 13 |
| 100% Attendance | Father Syphilis | 100% |
| High Beams | 100% | |
| Just Jeremy (BRC) | 100% | |
| Just Kevin (BRC) | 100% | |
| Reluctant Cottager | 100% | |
| Smut Mutt | 100% | |
| The Body | 100% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 100% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Just Michael (BRC) | 50% |
| Just Gerald (BRC) | 50% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 50% | |
| Cadaver Diver | 50% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 50% | |
| SmegmaBalls | 50% | |
| Cherry Popper | 50% | |
| Just Kim | 50% | |
| Just Kit (w/Just Travis) | 50% | |
| Creamadonna | 50% | |
| Crusty Beaver | 50% | |
| Just Marie (w/Bunion Butt) | 50% | |
| Just Matt M. | 50% | |
| Squeeze Box | 50% | |
| @ss Gagger | 50% | |
| Death By Dildo | 50% | |
| Dude, Where's My Beercheck? | 50% | |
| Just Reed (BRC) | 50% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 50% | |
| Just Travis (BRC) | 50% | |
| Twin Peaks | 50% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 50% | |
| Just Wyatt (BRC) | 50% | |
| Wanksgiving | 50% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 50% | |
| Meat Between The Teeth | 50% | |
| Just Alan (BRC) | 50% | |
| Menage A Paw | 50% |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 64 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Day Old Fish, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Little Ring Riding Hood, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone |
| The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003 | |
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| The Body | 20 |
| Day Old Fish | 18 |
| Father Syphilis | 17 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 17 |
| High Beams | 16 |
| Death By Dildo | 15 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 15 |
| Brownie | 13 |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 13 |
| @ss Gagger | 10 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 10 |
| All Shaft No Head | 10 |
| C'em Cummin | 10 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 9 |
| Lost N Mound | 9 |
| El Smeets | 8 |
| Social Retard | 8 |
| Wanksgiving | 8 |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 7 |
| Wh-Oreo | 7 |
| A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time | |
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| 29 | Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | Sperm Bank |
| 250-499 Trails | 12 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks |
| 100-249 Trails | 24 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 3 | Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo |
| 25-68 Trails | 27 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian |
