Trail# 1297 (November 18, 2007)

Trail:1297Southeast Metropolitan Park, rediscovered
Hares:2Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Start:1:31pmThe trailhead in Southeast Metropolitan Park
Beer Check:#1A view point near the trailhead
End:3:42pmUnder the new TX 130 at Fallwell Lane and the Colorado River
Miles:5.1The Turkey/Eagle splits were exactly the same length, 0.8 miles
Temp in Circle:73°F
Pack:32
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Just Kevin (BRC)
Visitors:4Brownie [Kimchi H3], Bunion Butt [Hockessin H3], Just Margo (w/Bunion Butt) [Hockessin H3], Wet Lay [Hockessin H3]
New Boots:5Just Gerald (BRC), Just Kit (w/Just Travis), Just Marie (w/Bunion Butt), Just Reed (BRC), Just Wyatt (BRC)
Six Week Wankers:3Cherry Popper [13wks], Just Matt M. [113wks], Twin Peaks [10wks]
Auto Wankers:2Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper
DNF:4Just Gerald (BRC), Just Marie (w/Bunion Butt), Just Reed (BRC), Just Wyatt (BRC)
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED is for Body, BLUE for Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails1First trail of the Junta year!
Longest Trail5.1 miles[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Shortest Trail5.1 miles[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Largest Pack32[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Smallest Pack32[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Most Auto Wankers2 (6%)[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Warmest Circle73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Coldest Circle73°F[Nov 18th] Hared by Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Average Attendance100%
Average Trail (2007)5.0 milesThe trails were in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2007)31The packs were in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers13559% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers597
Six-Week Wankers59Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN38
Visitors4
New Boots18And 1 was frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
9 2 24 17 10 2 5 53 13
100% Attendance@ss Gagger100%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown100%
Cadaver Diver100%
Cherry Popper100%
Creamadonna100%
Father Syphilis100%
Great Dane Pain100%
High Beams100%
Just Gerald (BRC)100%
Just Jeremy (BRC)100%
Just Kevin (BRC)100%
Just Kit (w/Just Travis)100%
Just Marie (w/Bunion Butt)100%
Just Matt M.100%
Just Reed (BRC)100%
Just Travis (BRC)100%
Just Wyatt (BRC)100%
Menage A Paw100%
Reluctant Cottager100%
She Mussel Bitch100%
SmegmaBalls100%
Smut Mutt100%
Squeeze Box100%
The Body100%
Twin Peaks100%
Wanksgiving100%
Wh-Oreo100%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast100%
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
66(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Beaver Cleaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Bitch, James Bitch!, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Crusty Beaver, Daffadildo, Day Old Fish, Dead Whore Dave, Death By Dildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Free Meat, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, High Beams, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Little Ring Riding Hood, Love Bite, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Pumper Up The Butt, Rocky Twat, She Mussel Bitch, SmegmaBalls, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Smut Mutt, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, The Body, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Try A Fuck (TAF), Tuck It Up The Butt, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, Vagitarian, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, babyG, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
Father Syphilis17
She Mussel Bitch17
High Beams16
Try A Fuck (TAF)15
Death By Dildo14
Brownie13
Tuck It Up The Butt12
@ss Gagger10
Strap-on Elvis10
All Shaft No Head10
C'em Cummin10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast9
Lost N Mound9
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails24(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails3Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails27@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian