Trail# 1296 (November 11, 2007)

Trail:	1296	Bum Wine Hash
Hares:	3	@ss Gagger, Brownie, Cross Country Cock Crazy
Start:	2:43pm	Bull Creek Park, at the Lakewood Drive low water crossing
Wine Check:	#1	Bull Creek Park, near 7198 N. Loop 360
Wine Check:	#2	Bull Creek Park, near 7704 N. Loop 360
End:	3:44pm	Bull Creek Park, near 5295 Old Spicewood Springs Road
Miles:	2.6
Temp in Circle:	80°F
Pack:	42
FRB:		Just Michael (BRC)
DFL:		High Beams
Visitors:	5	Brownie [Kimchi H3], Cross Country Cock Crazy [Kimchi H3], Donny The Retard [Kimchi H3], Extra Special Penis Nibbler [Kimchi H3], Nothing But Net [Kimchi H3]
New Boots:	4	Just Jeremy (w/Porno), Just Mindy (w/Porno), Just Tiffany (w/Porno), Just Travis (BRC)
Six Week Wankers:	9	(Massive) Slut Slinger [7wks], @ss Gagger [7wks], Bone Sucker [9wks], Cum Union [8wks], Kneel & Bob [52wks], One Name One Nub [21wks], Porno Pixie [6wks], Smells Like Teen Fanny [7wks], Who Lies Beneath? [8wks]
Auto Wankers:	1	Bone Sucker
Awards:	1	Smells Like Teen Fanny (25 Trails)
Namings:	1	Just Chris (w/Vag)=One Name One Nub
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	#1	Cum Union, when asked "Where have you been?" for her Six Week Wanker down down, responded "Not with the RA!"
Noteworthy Down Downs:	#2	A "Dumb Ass" down down for (Massive) Slut Slinger and Smells Like Teen Fanny, who announced their engagement
Noteworthy Down Downs:	#3	An honorable down down for all Veterans, about 12 in the pack
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation RED track is Body, BLUE track is Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Last trail of the Junta year!

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	0.8 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	1.0 miles	[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
	1.6 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	42	[Nov 11th] Hared by @ss Gagger, Brownie, Cross Country Cock Crazy
	42	[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	10	[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Sep 30th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, High Beams, Just Tracey (w/LRRH)

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	21	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284,1290,1291,1292,1294,1295
	Smut Mutt	16	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288,1289,1293
	Strap-on Elvis	3	1255,1271,1282
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	9	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287,1289
	Prozac	3	1273,1288,1294
	Squeezin' Semen	3	1246,1258,1282
	Just Head	3	1264,1265,1284
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275
	Smut Mutt	3	1272,1277,1291

Warmest Circle	99°F	[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
	93°F	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	93°F	[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
	92°F	[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.0-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	14%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	135	60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	527
Six-Week Wankers	54	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN38
Visitors79
New Boots	90	And 65 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin
9	2	24	17	10	2	5	53	13

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	94%
	Father Syphilis	94%
	Smut Mutt	92%
	C'em Cummin	87%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	85%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	73%
	Wanksgiving	71%
	She Mussel Bitch	69%
	Wh-Oreo	67%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	67%
	Day Old Fish	63%
	Creamadonna	62%
	Strap-on Elvis	62%
	Great Dane Pain	58%
	Porno Pixie	54%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	50%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Squeef	86%
	El Smeets	75%
	Cherry Popper	67%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Rocky Twat	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
High Beams	8	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285,1290,1293
Day Old Fish	8	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body	7	1246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)	6	1246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
@ss Gagger	6	1275,1276,1285,1288,1289,1296
Strap-on Elvis	5	1248,1252,1260,1276,1285
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Father Syphilis	5	1247,1253,1257,1285,1286
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	4	1261,1274,1285,1294
Wanksgiving	4	1259,1267,1277,1283
Vagitarian	4	1250,1270,1281,1293
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Little Ring Riding Hood	3	1270,1290,1293
Dead Whore Dave	3	1247,1279,1291
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?	3	1247,1279,1291
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
24	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Heavin' Semen, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body	20
Day Old Fish	18
Father Syphilis	17
She Mussel Bitch	17
High Beams	16
Try A Fuck (TAF)	15
Death By Dildo	14
Brownie	13
Tuck It Up The Butt	12
@ss Gagger	10
Strap-on Elvis	10
All Shaft No Head	10
C'em Cummin	10
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	9
Lost N Mound	9

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30	Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time

Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	55%
Reluctant Cottager	100%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails	1	Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails	12	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails	24	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	3	Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	27	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian