Trail# 1295 (November 4, 2007)

Trail:1295Time to visit Olivia
Hares:2Cadaver Diver, Head Banger
Start:2:41pmCorner of St. Edwards Drive and Carnarvon Lane
Beer Check:#1South end of S. Pleasant Valley Road
End:4:22pm1702 Mariposa Drive
Miles:5.7
Temp in Circle:82°F
Pack:34
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Ball Stopper
Visitors:1Just Richard (w/1-900)
New Boots:2Just Courtney (w/Kim), Just Roland (w/Kim)
Six Week Wankers:5Big Bloody Ketchup [11wks], Cadaver Diver [6wks], Head Banger [7wks], Just Head [10wks], Rocky Twat [40wks]
Auto Wankers:4C'em Cummin, Just Head, Just Richard (w/1-900), Rocky Twat
Awards:2Cadaver Diver (250 Trails), Rocky Twat (25 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:1Ball Stopper (Boston H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     RED track is Body, BLUE track is Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails51
Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.0 miles[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
Largest Pack43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
42[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack10[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
21[Sep 30th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, High Beams, Just Tracey (w/LRRH)
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis211245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284,1290,1291,1292,1294,1295
Smut Mutt161251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288,1289,1293
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast91255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287,1289
Prozac31273,1288,1294
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
Smut Mutt31272,1277,1291
babyG31250,1263,1275
Just Head31264,1265,1284
Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
93°F[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.1 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.1-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance14%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12960% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers528
Six-Week Wankers56Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN35
Visitors76
New Boots86And 65 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
9 2 24 17 10 2 5 48 12
100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%
Hashing is my life!The Body94%
Father Syphilis94%
Smut Mutt92%
C'em Cummin86%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast84%
50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown73%
Wanksgiving71%
She Mussel Bitch69%
Wh-Oreo67%
Try A Fuck (TAF)67%
Day Old Fish63%
Creamadonna61%
Strap-on Elvis61%
Great Dane Pain59%
Porno Pixie53%
Big Bloody Ketchup51%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 86%
El Smeets 75%
Cherry Popper 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Free Meat 67%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Rocky Twat 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
High Beams81248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285,1290,1293
Day Old Fish81245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body71246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)61246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
Strap-on Elvis51248,1252,1260,1276,1285
@ss Gagger51275,1276,1285,1288,1289
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Father Syphilis51247,1253,1257,1285,1286
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
Wicked Itch of the Yeast41261,1274,1285,1294
Vagitarian41250,1270,1281,1293
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?31247,1279,1291
Little Ring Riding Hood31270,1290,1293
Dead Whore Dave31247,1279,1291
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
22A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Heavin' Semen, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
Father Syphilis17
She Mussel Bitch17
High Beams16
Try A Fuck (TAF)15
Death By Dildo14
Brownie12
Tuck It Up The Butt12
All Shaft No Head10
C'em Cummin10
Strap-on Elvis10
Lost N Mound9
Wicked Itch of the Yeast9
@ss Gagger9
Wanksgiving8
Social Retard8
El Smeets8
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie54%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails3Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails26@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian