Trail# 1293 (October 21, 2007)

Trail:1293Let's Go Waaay North
Hares:3Vagitarian, High Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood
Start:2:42pmThe old Albertsons at Research and Anderson Mill
Beer Check:#1In an apartment complex off 12399 Wipple Tree Cove
Beer Check:#2Pond Springs Cemetery
End:4:40pm9718 Moorberry Street
Miles:6.0
Temp in Circle:86°F
Pack:29
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Why Not?
Visitors:1Taxi RideHer [Bejing H3]
New Boots:6Just Alex (w/GDP), Just Jeremy (BRC), Just Katharina (BRC), Just Kevin (BRC), Just Kim, Just Michael (BRC)
Six Week Wankers:4Just Amanda H. [21wks], Pornarotti [8wks], Sperm Bank [72wks], Two Drinks Away From My Sister [8wks]
Auto Wankers:3Pornarotti, The Body, Two Drinks Away From My Sister
Awards:1C'em Cummin (100 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     Red track by Bubbles, Blue track by Padre

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails49
Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.0 miles[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
Largest Pack43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
42[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack10[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
21[Sep 30th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, High Beams, Just Tracey (w/LRRH)
Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis191245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284,1290,1291,1292
Smut Mutt161251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288,1289,1293
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast91255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287,1289
Just Head31264,1265,1284
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
babyG31250,1263,1275
Smut Mutt31272,1277,1291
Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 22-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance14%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12760% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers529
Six-Week Wankers48Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN35
Visitors75
New Boots83And 62 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%
Hashing is my life!The Body94%
Father Syphilis94%
Smut Mutt92%
C'em Cummin88%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast84%
50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown71%
Wh-Oreo69%
Wanksgiving69%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Day Old Fish65%
Try A Fuck (TAF)65%
Strap-on Elvis61%
Great Dane Pain61%
Creamadonna59%
Porno Pixie55%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 86%
El Smeets 75%
Free Meat 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Cherry Popper 67%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
High Beams81248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285,1290,1293
Day Old Fish81245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body71246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)61246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
Strap-on Elvis51248,1252,1260,1276,1285
@ss Gagger51275,1276,1285,1288,1289
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Father Syphilis51247,1253,1257,1285,1286
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
Vagitarian41250,1270,1281,1293
Little Ring Riding Hood31270,1290,1293
Dead Whore Dave31247,1279,1291
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Wicked Itch of the Yeast31261,1274,1285
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?31247,1279,1291
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
24A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, Princess LeiMe, Sperm Bank, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
Father Syphilis17
She Mussel Bitch17
High Beams16
Try A Fuck (TAF)15
Death By Dildo14
Brownie12
Tuck It Up The Butt12
Strap-on Elvis10
All Shaft No Head10
C'em Cummin10
Lost N Mound9
@ss Gagger9
El Smeets8
Social Retard8
Wanksgiving8
Wicked Itch of the Yeast8
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
31Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Jug Tugger, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Organ Grinder, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie56%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
500-665 Trails1Sperm Bank
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails24A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, C'em Cummin, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Great Dane Pain, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails3Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails25@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Little Ring Riding Hood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian