Trail# 1289 (September 23, 2007)

Trail:1289Malt Liquor Hash
Hares:3@ss Gagger, I Swallow Wood, Brownie
Start:1:53pmPlaza Saltillo
Beer Check:#11197 Hargrave Street
Beer Check:#2Intersection of Tillery Street and Gonzales Street
Beer Check:#3Intersection of Shady Lane and Red Bluff Road
Beer Check:#4Under the Montopolis Bridge
End:4:35pmDown the hill from 6299 Grove Drive
Miles:6.9
Temp in Circle:89°F
Pack:30
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Visitors:7(Massive) Slut Slinger [Ex-AH3], Ass Parade [Oregon H3], Brownie [Pikes Peak H3], Mary Lou Rectum [Oregon H3], Paps Smear [Oregon H3], Red Light Special [Oregon H3], String Cheese [Oregon H3]
New Boots:1Just Phil (w/@ss)
Six Week Wankers:4Cadaver Diver [18wks], Open Faced Ass Melt [17wks], Smells Like Teen Fanny [6wks], Squeeze Box [7wks]
Auto Wankers:1Death By Dildo
Awards:1Tuck It Up The Butt (100 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails45
Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.0 miles[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
Largest Pack43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
42[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack10[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis161245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
Smut Mutt151251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288,1289
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast91255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287,1289
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
Just Head31264,1265,1284
babyG31250,1263,1275
Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
93°F[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance15%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12159% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers526
Six-Week Wankers39Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors64
New Boots72And 59 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%
Hashing is my life!The Body93%
Father Syphilis93%
Smut Mutt91%
C'em Cummin89%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast82%
50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown71%
Wanksgiving71%
Wh-Oreo69%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Try A Fuck (TAF)67%
Day Old Fish64%
Strap-on Elvis62%
Great Dane Pain62%
Creamadonna58%
Porno Pixie58%
Big Bloody Ketchup56%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 83%
El Smeets 75%
Cherry Popper 67%
Free Meat 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Little Ring Riding Hood 56%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish81245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body71246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)61246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
High Beams61248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285
Strap-on Elvis51248,1252,1260,1276,1285
@ss Gagger51275,1276,1285,1288,1289
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Father Syphilis51247,1253,1257,1285,1286
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Wicked Itch of the Yeast31261,1274,1285
Vagitarian31250,1270,1281
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
27A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
She Mussel Bitch17
Father Syphilis17
Try A Fuck (TAF)15
Death By Dildo14
High Beams14
Brownie12
Tuck It Up The Butt12
All Shaft No Head10
Strap-on Elvis10
C'em Cummin10
Lost N Mound9
@ss Gagger9
Social Retard8
Wicked Itch of the Yeast8
Wanksgiving8
El Smeets8
Easy Access6
(Massive) Slut Slinger6
Bitch, James Bitch!6
Wh-Oreo6
Big Bloody Ketchup6
Squeef6
Love Bite6
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown6
A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Have A Nice Bitch, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie59%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails23A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Tuck It Up The Butt, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails5C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails25@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian