Trail# 1288 (September 16, 2007)

Trail:1288The Body's Birthday Trail!
Hares:3The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
Start:2:37pm5595 Bluffstone Drive
Beer Check:#1Intersection of Valburn Drive and Vista Mountain Cove
Water Check:#2Under Loop 360 in Bullcreek Park
Beer Check:#3In Bullcreek Park near 7682 Loop 360
End:4:55pm8714 Bluegrass Drive
Miles:6.3
Temp in Circle:87°F
Pack:42
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Prozac
Visitors:2Brownie [Pikes Peak H3], Closet Freak [Houston H3]
New Boots:3Just Jen (w/DWD), Just Tanya (w/Just Karen), Just Teresa (w/Itch)
Six Week Wankers:12Dead Whore Dave [7wks], Head Banger [11wks], Just Bob Lewandowski [158wks], Just David (w/Daffadildo) [22wks], Just Frank R. [8wks], Just Karen [10wks], Keeper of the Beams [7wks], Mo Job [76wks], Pumper Up The Butt [7wks], SmegmaBalls [6wks], Tits R 4 Tricks [50wks], Twisted Fister [7wks]
Auto Wankers:5Just David (w/Daffadildo), Keeper of the Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Mo Job, Pumper Up The Butt
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails44

Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.0 miles[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper

Largest Pack43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
42[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack10[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets

Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis161245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
Smut Mutt141251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast81255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
Just Head31264,1265,1284
babyG31250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)

Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail5 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance16%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers12158% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers526
Six-Week Wankers38Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors59
New Boots71And 58 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 

100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%

Hashing is my life!The Body93%
Father Syphilis93%
Smut Mutt91%
C'em Cummin89%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast82%

50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown70%
Wanksgiving70%
She Mussel Bitch68%
Wh-Oreo68%
Try A Fuck (TAF)68%
Strap-on Elvis64%
Day Old Fish64%
Great Dane Pain64%
Porno Pixie59%
Creamadonna57%
Big Bloody Ketchup57%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 83%
El Smeets 75%
Free Meat 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Cherry Popper 67%
Little Ring Riding Hood 56%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Tuck It Up The Butt 36%
Ball Magnet 33%
Just James (w/PMP) 33%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) 33%
Keeper of the Beams 33%
Just PMP's Mom 33%
Brrrr 33%
Do Monkey 33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish81245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body71246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)61246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
High Beams61248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285
Strap-on Elvis51248,1252,1260,1276,1285
Father Syphilis51247,1253,1257,1285,1286
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
@ss Gagger41275,1276,1285,1288
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Wicked Itch of the Yeast31261,1274,1285
Vagitarian31250,1270,1281

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
28A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body20
Day Old Fish18
Father Syphilis17
She Mussel Bitch17
Try A Fuck (TAF)15
High Beams14
Death By Dildo14
Tuck It Up The Butt12
Brownie11
All Shaft No Head10
C'em Cummin10
Strap-on Elvis10
Lost N Mound9
El Smeets8
Social Retard8
Wicked Itch of the Yeast8
@ss Gagger8
Wanksgiving8

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Have A Nice Bitch, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie60%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails12Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails22A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails6C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails25@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian