Trail# 1288 (September 16, 2007)

Trail:	1288	The Body's Birthday Trail!
Hares:	3	The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
Start:	2:37pm	5595 Bluffstone Drive
Beer Check:	#1	Intersection of Valburn Drive and Vista Mountain Cove
Water Check:	#2	Under Loop 360 in Bullcreek Park
Beer Check:	#3	In Bullcreek Park near 7682 Loop 360
End:	4:55pm	8714 Bluegrass Drive
Miles:	6.3
Temp in Circle:	87°F
Pack:	42
FRB:		Smut Mutt
DFL:		Prozac
Visitors:	2	Brownie [Pikes Peak H3], Closet Freak [Houston H3]
New Boots:	3	Just Jen (w/DWD), Just Tanya (w/Just Karen), Just Teresa (w/Itch)
Six Week Wankers:	12	Dead Whore Dave [7wks], Head Banger [11wks], Just Bob Lewandowski [158wks], Just David (w/Daffadildo) [22wks], Just Frank R. [8wks], Just Karen [10wks], Keeper of the Beams [7wks], Mo Job [76wks], Pumper Up The Butt [7wks], SmegmaBalls [6wks], Tits R 4 Tricks [50wks], Twisted Fister [7wks]
Auto Wankers:	5	Just David (w/Daffadildo), Keeper of the Beams, Little Ring Riding Hood, Mo Job, Pumper Up The Butt
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	0.8 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	1.0 miles	[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
	1.6 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	42	[Sep 16th] Hared by The Body, @ss Gagger, Tits R 4 Tricks
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	10	[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	16	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
	Smut Mutt	14	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285,1288
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281
	Strap-on Elvis	3	1255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	8	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283,1287
	Squeezin' Semen	3	1246,1258,1282
	Just Head	3	1264,1265,1284
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	99°F	[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
	93°F	[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
	93°F	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	92°F	[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5 miles	The trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	16%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	121	58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	526
Six-Week Wankers	38	Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors59
New Boots	71	And 58 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	93%
	Father Syphilis	93%
	Smut Mutt	91%
	C'em Cummin	89%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	82%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	70%
	Wanksgiving	70%
	She Mussel Bitch	68%
	Wh-Oreo	68%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	68%
	Strap-on Elvis	64%
	Day Old Fish	64%
	Great Dane Pain	64%
	Porno Pixie	59%
	Creamadonna	57%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	57%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Squeef	83%
	El Smeets	75%
	Free Meat	67%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Cherry Popper	67%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	56%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	36%
	Ball Magnet	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)	33%
	Keeper of the Beams	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%
	Brrrr	33%
	Do Monkey	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	8	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
The Body	7	1246,1269,1273,1282,1285,1287,1288
Try A Fuck (TAF)	6	1246,1257,1267,1282,1285,1287
High Beams	6	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285
Strap-on Elvis	5	1248,1252,1260,1276,1285
Father Syphilis	5	1247,1253,1257,1285,1286
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wanksgiving	4	1259,1267,1277,1283
@ss Gagger	4	1275,1276,1285,1288
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	3	1261,1274,1285
Vagitarian	3	1250,1270,1281

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
28	A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Twin Peaks, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

The TOP 10 Hares (# of trails hared) since November 16, 2003
The Body	20
Day Old Fish	18
Father Syphilis	17
She Mussel Bitch	17
Try A Fuck (TAF)	15
High Beams	14
Death By Dildo	14
Tuck It Up The Butt	12
Brownie	11
All Shaft No Head	10
C'em Cummin	10
Strap-on Elvis	10
Lost N Mound	9
El Smeets	8
Social Retard	8
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	8
@ss Gagger	8
Wanksgiving	8

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time
30	Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Have A Nice Bitch, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole

A trip down memory lane - Experienced Hashers that haven't been seen on trail for a LONG time

Bad Andi, Ballsac Fondler, Blocked Orifice, Blow Hole, Diaper Dan, Easy Access, Every Other Dick, Glow Worm, Happy Crack, Have A Nice Bitch, Home Alone, I Pee Freely, Instant Replay, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Medusa, My Ingrown Testicle, Pee Pee Longstocking, Pop-A-Cock, Pork Pushing Pimp, Ram Rod, Rocky Twat, Shaving Private Snatch, Shitonya, Snapping Twat, Speedie Edie, Sperm Bank, Tazmanian Gash, Whoops Wrong Hole

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	60%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	12	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF), Twin Peaks
100-249 Trails	22	A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	6	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	25	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian