Trail# 1286 (September 2, 2007)

Trail:1286Padre Misses IAH2007
Hares:1Father Syphilis
Start:3:05pmBehind Toys 'R Us in Brodie Oaks Shopping Center
End:3:42pmIn Barton Creek Greenbelt near Loop 360/Loop 1 intersection
Miles:1.0
Temp in Circle:75°F
Pack:10
FRB:Deadwood
DFL:Triple H
Visitors:2Deadwood [Lehigh Valley H3], Triple H [Hill Country H3]
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:0
Auto Wankers:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails42

Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister

Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.0 miles[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper

Largest Pack43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack10[Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe

Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis161245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
Smut Mutt131251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast71255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
Just Head31264,1265,1284
babyG31250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)

Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail5 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance16%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers12360% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers529
Six-Week Wankers33Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors52
New Boots68And 55 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 

100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%

Hashing is my life!Father Syphilis98%
The Body93%
Smut Mutt90%
C'em Cummin88%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast81%

50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown71%
Wanksgiving71%
She Mussel Bitch67%
Wh-Oreo67%
Try A Fuck (TAF)67%
Strap-on Elvis67%
Great Dane Pain67%
Porno Pixie62%
Day Old Fish62%
Big Bloody Ketchup60%
Creamadonna55%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 83%
El Smeets 75%
Cherry Popper 67%
Free Meat 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Pork My Pussy 46%
Little Ring Riding Hood 43%
Beware Of Falling Cock 40%
Tuck It Up The Butt 38%
Brrrr 33%
Just PMP's Mom 33%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) 33%
Just James (w/PMP) 33%
Do Monkey 33%
Ball Magnet 33%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish81245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
High Beams61248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285
The Body51246,1269,1273,1282,1285
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Strap-on Elvis51248,1252,1260,1276,1285
Father Syphilis51247,1253,1257,1285,1286
Try A Fuck (TAF)51246,1257,1267,1282,1285
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
Vagitarian31250,1270,1281
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Wicked Itch of the Yeast31261,1274,1285
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
@ss Gagger31275,1276,1285

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
29(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie63%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails24(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails6C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails26@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian