| Trail: | 1286 | Padre Misses IAH2007 | |
| Hares: | 1 | Father Syphilis | |
| Start: | 3:05pm | Behind Toys 'R Us in Brodie Oaks Shopping Center | |
| End: | 3:42pm | In Barton Creek Greenbelt near Loop 360/Loop 1 intersection | |
| Miles: | 1.0 | ||
| Temp in Circle: | 75°F | ||
| Pack: | 10 | ||
| FRB: | Deadwood | ||
| DFL: | Triple H | ||
| Visitors: | 2 | Deadwood [Lehigh Valley H3], Triple H [Hill Country H3] | |
| New Boots: | 0 | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 0 | ||
| Auto Wankers: | 0 | ||
| Awards: | 0 | ||
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation |
| Trails | 42 |
| Longest Trail | 10.0 miles | [Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger |
| 9.6 miles | [Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister | |
| 8.5 miles | [Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | |
| 8.5 miles | [Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister |
| Shortest Trail | 0.8 miles | [Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper |
| 1.0 miles | [Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis | |
| 1.6 miles | [Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper |
| Largest Pack | 43 | [Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving |
| 43 | [Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) | |
| 42 | [Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow | |
| 41 | [Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin |
| Smallest Pack | 10 | [Sep 2nd] Hared by Father Syphilis |
| 20 | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch | |
| 20 | [Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch | |
| 21 | [Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets | |
| 21 | [Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe |
| Most Auto Wankers | 16 (37%) | [Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving |
| 11 (33%) | [Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt | |
| 11 (30%) | [May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 10 (23%) | [Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 16 | 1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284 |
| Smut Mutt | 13 | 1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285 | |
| High Beams | 3 | 1257,1269,1281 | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 3 | 1255,1271,1282 |
| Most Frequent DFL | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 7 | 1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283 |
| Squeezin' Semen | 3 | 1246,1258,1282 | |
| Just Head | 3 | 1264,1265,1284 | |
| babyG | 3 | 1250,1263,1275 |
| Warmest Circle | 99°F | [Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup |
| 93°F | [Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis | |
| 93°F | [Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper | |
| 92°F | [Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF) |
| Coldest Circle | 41°F | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 46°F | [Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish | |
| 48°F | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 5 miles | The trails will be in the range 2.9-7.1 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 31 | The packs will be in the range 23-39 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 16% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 123 | 60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 529 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 33 | Average Weeks Wanking= 12 |
| NFHN28 | ||
| Visitors52 | ||
| New Boots | 68 | And 55 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | High Beams | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Father Syphilis | 98% |
| The Body | 93% | |
| Smut Mutt | 90% | |
| C'em Cummin | 88% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 81% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 71% |
| Wanksgiving | 71% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 67% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 67% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 67% | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 67% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 67% | |
| Porno Pixie | 62% | |
| Day Old Fish | 62% | |
| Big Bloody Ketchup | 60% | |
| Creamadonna | 55% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Squeef | 83% |
| El Smeets | 75% | |
| Cherry Popper | 67% | |
| Free Meat | 67% | |
| Just Crissy (w/PMP) | 67% | |
| Lewis and Cock | 50% | |
| Missed Her Bush | 50% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 46% | |
| Little Ring Riding Hood | 43% | |
| Beware Of Falling Cock | 40% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 38% | |
| Brrrr | 33% | |
| Just PMP's Mom | 33% | |
| Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) | 33% | |
| Just James (w/PMP) | 33% | |
| Do Monkey | 33% | |
| Ball Magnet | 33% | |
| (Massive) Slut Slinger | 33% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| Day Old Fish | 8 | 1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285 |
| High Beams | 6 | 1248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285 |
| The Body | 5 | 1246,1269,1273,1282,1285 |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 5 | 1245,1251,1254,1267,1272 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 5 | 1248,1252,1260,1276,1285 |
| Father Syphilis | 5 | 1247,1253,1257,1285,1286 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 5 | 1246,1257,1267,1282,1285 |
| All Shaft No Head | 4 | 1248,1249,1262,1268 |
| Wanksgiving | 4 | 1259,1267,1277,1283 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 4 | 1253,1258,1260,1266 |
| Wh-Oreo | 4 | 1245,1251,1254,1272 |
| Vagitarian | 3 | 1250,1270,1281 |
| C'em Cummin | 3 | 1260,1271,1278 |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 3 | 1261,1274,1285 |
| Death By Dildo | 3 | 1245,1256,1263 |
| @ss Gagger | 3 | 1275,1276,1285 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 29 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Porno Pixie | 63% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 250-499 Trails | 11 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF) |
| 100-249 Trails | 24 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 6 | C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo |
| 25-68 Trails | 26 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian |
