Trail# 1285 (August 26, 2007)

Trail:	1285	IAH2007 Pre-Lewd Trail
Hares:	9	High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
Start:	1:40pm	Turkey Creek Shelter in Emma Long Park
Beer Check:	#1	Gravel Pit in Emma Long Park
End:	3:52pm	Turkey Creek Shelter in Emma Long Park
Miles:	4.8
Temp in Circle:	93°F
Pack:	37
FRB:		Smut Mutt
DFL:		Higgins
Visitors:	4	Dr. PP [Manneke Piss H3], Higgins [Manneke Piss H3], Pluvius Erectus Maximus [Rome H3], Weinee Schnitzel [Grand Duchy Luxembourg H3]
New Boots:	1	Just C. K. (w/Maximus)
Six Week Wankers:	6	I Swallow Wood [12wks], Love Bite [19wks], Meat Between The Teeth [68wks], Mr. Pib [9wks], Squeef [8wks], Stay Free With Wings [39wks]
Auto Wankers:	7	C'em Cummin, Cum Union, El Smeets, Mr. Pib, Pornarotti, Squeef, Two Drinks Away From My Sister
Awards:	1	Wanksgiving (100 Trails)
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS Track courtesy of Wh-Oreo

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	0.8 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	1.6 miles	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	16	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
	Smut Mutt	13	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279,1285
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281
	Strap-on Elvis	3	1255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	7	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283
	Just Head	3	1264,1265,1284
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275
	Squeezin' Semen	3	1246,1258,1282

Warmest Circle	99°F	[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
	93°F	[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
	93°F	[Aug 26th] Hared by High Beams, Father Syphilis, Try A Fuck (TAF), Day Old Fish, @ss Gagger, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Brrrr, The Body, Strap-on Elvis
	92°F	[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.1 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.0-7.2 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	17%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	123	61% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	528
Six-Week Wankers	31	Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN27
Visitors50
New Boots	68	And 54 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	98%
	The Body	93%
	Smut Mutt	93%
	C'em Cummin	90%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	83%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	73%
	Wanksgiving	71%
	She Mussel Bitch	68%
	Wh-Oreo	68%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	68%
	Strap-on Elvis	68%
	Great Dane Pain	68%
	Porno Pixie	63%
	Day Old Fish	63%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	61%
	Creamadonna	56%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Squeef	83%
	El Smeets	75%
	Cherry Popper	67%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Pork My Pussy	46%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	43%
	Beware Of Falling Cock	40%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	38%
	Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)	33%
	Ball Magnet	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Brrrr	33%
	Why Not?	33%
	Prozac	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%
	Do Monkey	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	8	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278,1285
High Beams	6	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277,1285
The Body	5	1246,1269,1273,1282,1285
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Strap-on Elvis	5	1248,1252,1260,1276,1285
Try A Fuck (TAF)	5	1246,1257,1267,1282,1285
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Father Syphilis	4	1247,1253,1257,1285
Wanksgiving	4	1259,1267,1277,1283
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Vagitarian	3	1250,1270,1281
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Wicked Itch of the Yeast	3	1261,1274,1285
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
@ss Gagger	3	1275,1276,1285

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
30	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Meat Between The Teeth, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	65%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	12	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Meat Between The Teeth, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	24	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	6	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian