Trail# 1284 (August 19, 2007)

Trail:1284Club Med Hash ala Lago Travis
Hares:2El Smeets, Cherry Popper
Start:4:09pm14013 Lakeview Drive
End:4:26pmWindy Point Park
Miles:1.6(Eagle)
Miles:0.8(Turkey)
Temp in Circle:93°F
Pack:36
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Just Head
Visitors:2Knickersless [Aukland H3], Xerox [Aukland H3]
New Boots:1Just Joana (w/Just Amy)
Six Week Wankers:2Cherry Popper [8wks], Just Amy (the Two Drinks Away sister) [15wks]
Auto Wankers:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Noteworthy Down Downs:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS Track courtesy of Father Syphilis

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails40
Longest Trail10.0 miles[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
9.6 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
8.5 miles[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
Shortest Trail0.8 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
1.6 miles[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
Largest Pack43[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
43[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
42[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
21[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
22[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
Most Auto Wankers16 (37%)[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
11 (33%)[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
11 (30%)[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
10 (23%)[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis161245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283,1284
Smut Mutt121251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279
High Beams31257,1269,1281
Strap-on Elvis31255,1271,1282
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast71255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283
Just Head31264,1265,1284
babyG31250,1263,1275
Squeezin' Semen31246,1258,1282
Warmest Circle99°F[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
93°F[Aug 19th] Hared by El Smeets, Cherry Popper
92°F[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail5.1 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.0-7.2 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance17%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers12662% Harriers, 38% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers530
Six-Week Wankers35Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN31
Visitors45
New Boots67And 50 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%
Hashing is my life!Father Syphilis98%
The Body93%
Smut Mutt93%
C'em Cummin90%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast83%
50-75% AttendanceBubbles The Sad Beer Clown73%
Great Dane Pain70%
Wanksgiving70%
She Mussel Bitch68%
Wh-Oreo68%
Strap-on Elvis68%
Try A Fuck (TAF)68%
Porno Pixie65%
Big Bloody Ketchup63%
Day Old Fish63%
Creamadonna55%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)Squeef 80%
El Smeets 73%
Cherry Popper 67%
Just Crissy (w/PMP) 67%
Free Meat 67%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey) 50%
Missed Her Bush 50%
Pork My Pussy 46%
Little Ring Riding Hood 43%
Tuck It Up The Butt 42%
Beware Of Falling Cock 40%
Brrrr 38%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
Why Not? 33%
Just Carl (w/Do Monkey) 33%
Ball Magnet 33%
@ss Gagger 33%
Prozac 33%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 33%
Do Monkey 33%
Just PMP's Mom 33%
Just James (w/PMP) 33%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish71245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams51248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown51245,1251,1254,1267,1272
The Body41246,1269,1273,1282
Wh-Oreo41245,1251,1254,1272
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Wanksgiving41259,1267,1277,1283
Try A Fuck (TAF)41246,1257,1267,1282
Strap-on Elvis41248,1252,1260,1276
C'em Cummin31260,1271,1278
Vagitarian31250,1270,1281
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
31(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie67%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails2Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails24(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails6C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails26@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian