Trail# 1283 (August 12, 2007)

Trail:	1283	Keep South Austin Weird (Wanks' 100th)
Hares:	2	Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
Start:	4:07pm	West End of Cumberland Road
Water Check:	#1	Intersection of Thornton Road and Oltorf Street
Beer Check:	#2	Intersection of Live Oak Street and South 1st Street
End:	5:53pm	By the Union Pacific tracks west of 1131 6th Street South
Miles:	7.1
Temp in Circle:	99°F
Pack:	24
FRB:		Father Syphilis
DFL:		Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	1	Just Carl (w/Spincter)
Six Week Wankers:	3	Just Head [7wks], Social Retard [9wks], Unzip Me [65wks]
Auto Wankers:	0
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	2	Monkey Fuck (Minneapolis H3), Cadet (Minneapolis H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS Track courtesy of Father Syphilis

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	15	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280,1283
	Smut Mutt	12	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281
	Strap-on Elvis	3	1255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	7	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278,1283
	Squeezin' Semen	3	1246,1258,1282
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	99°F	[Aug 12th] Hared by Wanksgiving, Big Bloody Ketchup
	92°F	[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.3 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.3-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	17%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	129	61% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	32	Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN34
Visitors43
New Boots	66	And 46 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	97%
	The Body	95%
	Smut Mutt	95%
	C'em Cummin	90%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	85%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	72%
	Great Dane Pain	69%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	69%
	Wanksgiving	69%
	Strap-on Elvis	69%
	She Mussel Bitch	67%
	Wh-Oreo	67%
	Porno Pixie	64%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	62%
	Day Old Fish	62%
	Creamadonna	56%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Cherry Popper	100%
	Squeef	80%
	El Smeets	80%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Prozac	50%
	Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey)	50%
	Why Not?	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Pork My Pussy	46%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	45%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	43%
	Brrrr	43%
	Beware Of Falling Cock	40%
	Ball Magnet	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	@ss Gagger	33%
	Do Monkey	33%
	Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	7	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
The Body	4	1246,1269,1273,1282
Wanksgiving	4	1259,1267,1277,1283
Try A Fuck (TAF)	4	1246,1257,1267,1282
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
Vagitarian	3	1250,1270,1281

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
33	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Unzip Me, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	66%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	24	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Unzip Me, Wanksgiving, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	6	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian