Trail# 1282 (August 5, 2007)

Trail:	1282	Down the Vagina Trail
Hares:	4	Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
Start:	3:09pm	Pease Park (2655 Shoal Creek Boulevard)
Water Check:	#1	Seider Springs Park
Beer Check:	#2	4609 Shoal Creek Boulevard
End:	5:11pm	3107 Carlisle Drive
Miles:	5.8	You know it's a good trail when the FRB order is (1) Strap-on Elvis, (2) BBK, (3) Wanksgiving
Temp in Circle:	92°F
Pack:	27
FRB:		Strap-on Elvis
DFL:		Squeezin' Semen
Visitors:	1	Leaning Hard [Long Beach H3]
New Boots:	1	Just Daniel (KXAN)
Six Week Wankers:	4	A Bill Named Sue [12wks], blASSt Zone [10wks], Brrrr [15wks], Squeeze Box [8wks]
Auto Wankers:	4	Cum Union, Day Old Fish, Father Syphilis, Leaning Hard
Awards:	1	Porno Pixie (25 Trails)
Namings:	0
Transplants:	2	Who Lies Beneath? (Aloha H3), Lucy (Hill Country H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	14	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280
	Smut Mutt	12	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281
	Strap-on Elvis	3	1255,1271,1282

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	6	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278
	Squeezin' Semen	3	1246,1258,1282
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	92°F	[Aug 5th] Hared by Porno Pixie, The Body, Cornholio, Try A Fuck (TAF)
	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	90°F	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.2 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.2-7.2 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	17%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	134	60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	27	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN41
Visitors43
New Boots	65	And 38 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	97%
	The Body	97%
	Smut Mutt	95%
	C'em Cummin	87%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	84%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	74%
	Great Dane Pain	71%
	Wh-Oreo	68%
	Strap-on Elvis	68%
	Wanksgiving	68%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	68%
	She Mussel Bitch	66%
	Porno Pixie	66%
	Day Old Fish	63%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	61%
	Creamadonna	58%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Cherry Popper	100%
	El Smeets	80%
	Squeef	80%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey)	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Prozac	50%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	50%
	Why Not?	50%
	Pork My Pussy	46%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	43%
	Brrrr	43%
	Beware Of Falling Cock	40%
	@ss Gagger	35%
	Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)	33%
	Ball Magnet	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Do Monkey	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Smells Like Teen Fanny	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	7	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
The Body	4	1246,1269,1273,1282
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
Try A Fuck (TAF)	4	1246,1257,1267,1282
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Wanksgiving	3	1259,1267,1277
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Vagitarian	3	1250,1270,1281
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
32	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	68%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	22	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	7	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian