Trail# 1281 (July 29, 2007)

Trail:	1281	We wish it WASN'T Wet G Spot Hash
Hares:	3	Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Start:	3:30pm	TGIF at 10000 Research Boulevard
Beer Check:	#1	Corporate Center Drive
Beer Check:	#2	Raincreek Parkway and Lost Horizon Drive
End:	5:04pm	The swimnming pool at 10430 Morado Circle
Miles:	2.9	Short, but hilly! Check out the elevation profile.
Temp in Circle:	88°F
Pack:	43
FRB:		High Beams
DFL:		Pumper Up The Butt
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	3	Just April (w/Pornoratti), Just Eric (w/Pornoratti), Just Jeff (w/Bone Sucker)
Six Week Wankers:	6	Bone Sucker [10wks], Enter Me [11wks], Little Ring Riding Hood [10wks], Pornarotti [6wks], Pumper Up The Butt [11wks], Two Drinks Away From My Sister [6wks]
Auto Wankers:	10	Beware Of Falling Cock, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Death By Dildo, Do Monkey, Just Carl (w/Do Monkey), Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey), Little Ring Riding Hood, Pork My Pussy, Porno Pixie, Tuck It Up The Butt
Awards:	1	Dead Whore Dave (25 Trails)
Namings:	2	Cream Of Smeets is now Beware of Falling Cock, Miss New Booty is now Ball Magnet
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	1	Beware Of Falling Cock/Pork My Pussy for raising the IQs of both cities by relocating to Dallas
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	43	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	10 (23%)	[Jul 29th] Hared by Bone Sucker, Vagitarian, Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	14	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280
	Smut Mutt	12	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279
	High Beams	3	1257,1269,1281

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	6	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	90°F	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	89°F	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.2 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.2-7.2 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	17%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	133	59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	28	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN41
Visitors43
New Boots	64	And 37 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	97%
	Father Syphilis	97%
	Smut Mutt	95%
	C'em Cummin	89%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	86%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	73%
	Great Dane Pain	73%
	Wh-Oreo	68%
	Strap-on Elvis	68%
	Wanksgiving	68%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	68%
	She Mussel Bitch	65%
	Porno Pixie	65%
	Day Old Fish	62%
	Creamadonna	59%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	59%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Cherry Popper	100%
	Squeef	80%
	El Smeets	80%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey)	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Just Carl (w/Do Monkey)	50%
	Why Not?	50%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Prozac	50%
	Pork My Pussy	46%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	43%
	Beware Of Falling Cock	40%
	@ss Gagger	35%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Do Monkey	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%
	Smells Like Teen Fanny	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Ball Magnet	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	7	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Wanksgiving	3	1259,1267,1277
Vagitarian	3	1250,1270,1281
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
32	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	67%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	22	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	7	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	25	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Dead Whore Dave, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Princess LeiMe, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian