Trail# 1280 (July 22, 2007)

Trail:	1280	Wells Branch Wade
Hares:	2	Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
Start:	2:57pm	NW Corner of the "Park & Ride" off Center Ridge Drive
Beer Check:	#1	Behind the HEB on Wells Branch, east of IH-35
End:	5:33pm	Park in intersection at Sarah's Creek Drive and Velia's Way
Miles:	5.7
Temp in Circle:	89°F
Pack:	42
FRB:		Father Syphilis
DFL:		Ring Around The Panty
Visitors:	2	Dick Chair Tracy [Hanoi H3], Lucy [Hill Country H3]
New Boots:	7	Just Andrew (Army), Just Carl (w/Do Monkey), Just Kristin (w/Do Monkey), Just Michelle (w/Ring), Just Shirley (w/Ring), Just Stacy (f/web), Just Tyler (Army)
Six Week Wankers:	8	Cornholio [10wks], Cum Union [7wks], Do Monkey [6wks], I Wet Myself [15wks], Just Frank R. [125wks], Just John (w/Do Monkey) [6wks], Ring Around The Panty [39wks], Tornanalsoreass Rex [23wks]
Auto Wankers:	7	(Massive) Slut Slinger, C'em Cummin, Cornholio, Death By Dildo, Great Dane Pain, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Tuck It Up The Butt
Awards:	1	Wicked Itch Of The Yeast (169 Trails)
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	1	Cornholio, for succumbing to the lure of California
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	42	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	7 (17%)	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow
	7 (19%)	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (21%)	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (18%)	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	14	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277,1280
	Smut Mutt	12	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	6	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	90°F	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	89°F	[Jul 22nd] Hared by Bitch, James Bitch!, Hippie Swallow

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.3 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.3-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	31	The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	17%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	136	58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	527
Six-Week Wankers	33	Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN42
Visitors43
New Boots	61	And 32 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	97%
	The Body	97%
	Smut Mutt	94%
	C'em Cummin	89%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	86%

50-75% Attendance	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	72%
	Great Dane Pain	72%
	Strap-on Elvis	69%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	69%
	Wanksgiving	67%
	She Mussel Bitch	67%
	Wh-Oreo	67%
	Porno Pixie	64%
	Day Old Fish	61%
	Creamadonna	58%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	58%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Just Monica (w/Smeets)	100%
	Cherry Popper	100%
	Just Kenny (w/Vag)	100%
	El Smeets	80%
	Squeef	80%
	Free Meat	67%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Prozac	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Why Not?	50%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	44%
	Pork My Pussy	42%
	Miss New Booty	40%
	@ss Gagger	35%
	Cream Of Smeets	33%
	Smells Like Teen Fanny	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	7	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
Wanksgiving	3	1259,1267,1277
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
34	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	66%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	22	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	7	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	25	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian