Trail# 1279 (July 15, 2007)

Trail:	1279	BDSM Hash
Hares:	3	Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
Start:	3:36pm	Behind KFC at 404 West Palm Valley Boulevard
Shot Check:	#1	Veterans Park
Shot Check:	#2	Lake Creek Park
Beer Check:	#3	NE of intersection of Greenlawn Boulevard and Parkside Circle
Beer Check:	#4	NW of 405 Chisholm Valley Drive
End:	6:46pm	Round Rock West Park
Miles:	8.5	(BOTTOM)
Miles:	9.6	(TOP)
Temp in Circle:	90°F
Pack:	39
FRB:		Smut Mutt
DFL:		Cream Of Smeets
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	8	Just Andrea (BDSM Trail), Just Charlie (BDSM Trail), Just Chris (w/Tuck It), Just Jamie (w/PMP), Just Justin (BDSM Trail), Just Luis (BDSM Trail), Just Rhonda (BDSM Trail), Just Teresa (BDSM Trail)
Six Week Wankers:	8	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown [6wks], Cream Of Smeets [11wks], Just Kristin (w/Elvis) [96wks], Just PMP's Mom [16wks], Pork My Pussy [7wks], Prozac [6wks], Wh-Oreo [6wks], Why Not? [6wks]
Auto Wankers:	4	Just Kristin (w/Elvis), Prozac, The Body, Why Not?
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS tracks courtesy of Great Dane Pain, Strap-on Elvis, Father Syphilis

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	9.6 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
	39	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	39	[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	39	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	7 (19%)	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (18%)	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (21%)	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	13	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277
	Smut Mutt	12	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278,1279

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	6	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	90°F	[Jul 15th] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Twisted Fister
	88°F	[Jul 8th] Hared by Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.2 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.2-7.2 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	18%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	130	58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	526
Six-Week Wankers	38	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN35
Visitors41
New Boots	54	And 32 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	97%
	Father Syphilis	97%
	Smut Mutt	94%
	C'em Cummin	89%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	86%

50-75% Attendance	Try A Fuck (TAF)	71%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	71%
	Great Dane Pain	71%
	Strap-on Elvis	69%
	She Mussel Bitch	69%
	Wanksgiving	66%
	Wh-Oreo	66%
	Porno Pixie	63%
	Day Old Fish	63%
	Creamadonna	60%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	60%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Just Monica (w/Smeets)	100%
	Cherry Popper	100%
	Just Kenny (w/Vag)	100%
	El Smeets	89%
	Squeef	80%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Free Meat	67%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Prozac	50%
	Missed Her Bush	50%
	Why Not?	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Pork My Pussy	42%
	Miss New Booty	40%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	38%
	@ss Gagger	35%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%
	Cream Of Smeets	33%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Vagitarian	33%
	Just PMP's Mom	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	7	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267
Wanksgiving	3	1259,1267,1277
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
C'em Cummin	3	1260,1271,1278

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
37	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	65%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	23	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	7	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian