| Trail: | 1278 | DOF's 34th | |
| Hares: | 2 | Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin | |
| Start: | 4:06pm | Chon Som | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | 15144 Mallard Green Lane | |
| End: | 5:18pm | 2207 Emmett Parkway | |
| Miles: | 3.4 | And we RAN OUT OF BEER in the circle!!! | |
| Temp in Circle: | 88°F | ||
| Pack: | 32 | ||
| FRB: | Smut Mutt | ||
| DFL: | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | ||
| Visitors: | 0 | ||
| New Boots: | 1 | Just Stephanie (w/Smells) | |
| Six Week Wankers: | 6 | Free Meat [28wks], Hippie Swallow [11wks], Just Karen [7wks], Missed Her Bush [20wks], Squeezin' Semen [10wks], Swalamander [20wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 5 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Free Meat, Miss New Booty, Vagitarian | |
| Awards: | 1 | Strap-on Elvis (100 Trails) | |
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 1 | Embarrassing Stain (Samarai H3) | |
| Noteworthy Down Downs: | 2 | (Massive) Slut Slinger [for forsaking Austin for Plano], Free Meat [for getting knocked up, with twins] | |
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation |
| Trails | 34 |
| Longest Trail | 10.0 miles | [Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger |
| 8.5 miles | [Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | |
| 7.4 miles | [Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound |
| Shortest Trail | 2.1 miles | [Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe |
| 2.2 miles | [Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 2.7 miles | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Largest Pack | 43 | [Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving |
| 41 | [Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin | |
| 39 | [Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch |
| Smallest Pack | 20 | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 20 | [Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch | |
| 21 | [Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets | |
| 21 | [Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe | |
| 22 | [Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt |
| Most Auto Wankers | 16 (37%) | [Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving |
| 11 (33%) | [Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt | |
| 11 (30%) | [May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo | |
| 7 (18%) | [May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 13 | 1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277 |
| Smut Mutt | 11 | 1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275,1278 |
| Most Frequent DFL | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 6 | 1255,1256,1260,1267,1268,1278 |
| babyG | 3 | 1250,1263,1275 |
| Warmest Circle | 91°F | [Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt |
| 91°F | [Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain | |
| 88°F | [May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian | |
| 88°F | [Jul 8th] Hared by Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin | |
| 85°F | [May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body |
| Coldest Circle | 41°F | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 46°F | [Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish | |
| 48°F | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 5 miles | The trails will be in the range 3.2-6.8 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 30 | The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 19% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 123 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 526 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 40 | Average Weeks Wanking= 13 |
| NFHN27 | ||
| Visitors41 | ||
| New Boots | 46 | And 31 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | High Beams | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | The Body | 97% |
| Father Syphilis | 97% | |
| Smut Mutt | 94% | |
| C'em Cummin | 88% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 85% |
| 50-75% Attendance | Try A Fuck (TAF) | 74% |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 71% | |
| She Mussel Bitch | 71% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 71% | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 68% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 65% | |
| Wanksgiving | 65% | |
| Day Old Fish | 65% | |
| Porno Pixie | 62% | |
| Creamadonna | 59% | |
| Big Bloody Ketchup | 59% | |
| Two Drinks Away From My Sister | 50% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | Cherry Popper | 100% |
| Just Kenny (w/Vag) | 100% | |
| Just Monica (w/Smeets) | 100% | |
| El Smeets | 89% | |
| Squeef | 80% | |
| Free Meat | 67% | |
| Just Crissy (w/PMP) | 67% | |
| Brrrr | 50% | |
| Missed Her Bush | 50% | |
| Lewis and Cock | 50% | |
| Just PMP's Mom | 50% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 45% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 43% | |
| Miss New Booty | 40% | |
| Vagitarian | 38% | |
| Cream Of Smeets | 38% | |
| @ss Gagger | 38% | |
| My Ingrown Testicle | 33% | |
| Bone Sucker | 33% | |
| Just James (w/PMP) | 33% | |
| Little Ring Riding Hood | 33% | |
| Tornanalsoreass Rex | 33% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| Day Old Fish | 7 | 1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272,1278 |
| High Beams | 5 | 1248,1249,1262,1268,1277 |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 5 | 1245,1251,1254,1267,1272 |
| Wh-Oreo | 4 | 1245,1251,1254,1272 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 4 | 1248,1252,1260,1276 |
| She Mussel Bitch | 4 | 1253,1258,1260,1266 |
| All Shaft No Head | 4 | 1248,1249,1262,1268 |
| C'em Cummin | 3 | 1260,1271,1278 |
| Wanksgiving | 3 | 1259,1267,1277 |
| Death By Dildo | 3 | 1245,1256,1263 |
| Father Syphilis | 3 | 1247,1253,1257 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 3 | 1246,1257,1267 |
| The Body | 3 | 1246,1269,1273 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 38 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Porno Pixie | 64% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 2 | Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch |
| 250-499 Trails | 11 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF) |
| 100-249 Trails | 23 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Strap-on Elvis, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 8 | C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo |
| 25-68 Trails | 26 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian |
