Trail# 1277 (July 1, 2007)

Trail:	1277	6th Annual Pool Party Hash
Hares:	3	High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
Start:	3:08pm	3800 Lost Cavern Cove
Beer Check:	#1	2998 Frate Barker Road
End:	4:12pm	3800 Lost Cavern Cove
Miles:	3.3	(Turkey)
Miles:	5.3	(Eagle)
Temp in Circle:	76°F	And it RAINED, at least to the beer check!
Pack:	43
FRB:		Father Syphilis
DFL:		Smut Mutt
Visitors:	7	Captain Save a Ho [San Antonio H3], Dead Lay [San Antonio H3], Grilled Chicken On A Bun [Richmond H3], Plug My Hole, Baby! [Corpus Christi H3], Puerto Rican Jew [Corpus Christi H3], Te-Killya Tits [San Antonio H3], Titter Twatter [San Antonio H3]
New Boots:	1	Just Cameron (w/Grilled Chicken)
Six Week Wankers:	11	Beaver Cleaver [13wks], Death By Dildo [8wks], Fuck U Knave [8wks], Head Banger [17wks], Heavin' Semen [13wks], Itchy Hole [74wks], Just Liz (w/Itchy) [74wks], Keeper of the Beams [47wks], Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel) [7wks], Princess LeiMe [58wks], Squeef [8wks]
Auto Wankers:	16	Captain Save a Ho, Day Old Fish, Dead Lay, El Smeets, Head Banger, Just Kenny (w/Vag), Just Liz (w/Itchy), Just Monica (w/Smeets), Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel), Plug My Hole, Baby!, Puerto Rican Jew, Squeef, Te-Killya Tits, Titter Twatter, Tuck It Up The Butt, Vagitarian
Awards:	0
Namings:	1	Just Jamie=Open 24 Hours (I Provide The Towel)
Transplants:	1	Who Lies Beneath? (Aloha H3)
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7.4 miles	[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	43	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	16 (37%)	[Jul 1st] Hared by High Beams, Keeper of the Beams, Wanksgiving
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	13	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274,1277
	Smut Mutt	10	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	5	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian
	85°F	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.1 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.3-6.9 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	19%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	122	60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	526
Six-Week Wankers	38	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN27
Visitors41
New Boots	45	And 30 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	97%
	Father Syphilis	97%
	Smut Mutt	94%
	C'em Cummin	88%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	85%
	All Shaft No Head	82%

50-75% Attendance	Great Dane Pain	73%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	73%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	73%
	She Mussel Bitch	70%
	Strap-on Elvis	67%
	Wh-Oreo	67%
	Wanksgiving	64%
	Day Old Fish	64%
	Porno Pixie	61%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	61%
	Creamadonna	58%
	Two Drinks Away From My Sister	52%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Cherry Popper	100%
	Just Kenny (w/Vag)	100%
	Just Monica (w/Smeets)	100%
	El Smeets	89%
	Squeef	80%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Dr. McLickMe	50%
	Just PMP's Mom	50%
	Pork My Pussy	45%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	43%
	Cream Of Smeets	38%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%
	@ss Gagger	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	6	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272
High Beams	5	1248,1249,1262,1268,1277
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Wanksgiving	3	1259,1267,1277
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
38	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	63%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	21	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Glow Worm, High Beams, Itchy Hole, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	9	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Princess LeiMe, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian