Trail# 1276 (June 24, 2007)

Trail:	1276	Fairy Day Trail (http://www.fairyday.com/)
Hares:	2	Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
Start:	3:44pm	Building across from Perfect 10, 16512 Bratton Lane
Beer Check:	#1	1532 Arusha Street
Beer Check:	#2	South end of Gower Street
Beer Check:	#3	South of 16804 Cactus Blossom Drive
End:	7:00pm	Pfluger Grove Park
Miles:	10.0	Average of the GPS tracks from Father Syphilis and Creamadonna
Temp in Circle:	85°F
Pack:	26
FRB:		Creamadonna
DFL:		Twisted Fister
Visitors:	3	Chewy Toy [Dallas H3], Pepperoni Snatch [Dallas H3], Rubber [Princeton H3]
New Boots:	3	Just Camyn (w/Smeg), Just Danielle (w/Smeg), Just Scott (from austinh3.org)
Six Week Wankers:	5	Cherry Popper [22wks], Just Cliff [6wks], Mr. Pib [19wks], Tuck It Up The Butt [7wks], Twisted Fister [26wks]
Auto Wankers:	3	Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Just Head
Awards:	1	Smut Mutt (269 Trails)
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Noteworthy Down Downs:	0
Maps:		Trail Map GPS tracks courtesy of Father Syphilis and Creamadonna

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	10.0 miles	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger
	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7.4 miles	[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	39	[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
	39	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
	39	[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
	38	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	22	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt

Most Auto Wankers	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	7 (18%)	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (19%)	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (21%)	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	6 (19%)	[May 20th] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	12	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270,1274
	Smut Mutt	10	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273,1275

Most Frequent DFL	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	5	1255,1256,1260,1267,1268
	babyG	3	1250,1263,1275

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	91°F	[Jun 10th] Hared by Wicked Itch of the Yeast, Smut Mutt
	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian
	85°F	[Jun 24th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, @ss Gagger

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5.1 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.2-7.0 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 24-36 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	19%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	114	61% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	40	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN24
Visitors34
New Boots	44	And 32 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance

High Beams

100%

Hashing is my life!	The Body	97%
	Father Syphilis	97%
	Smut Mutt	94%
	C'em Cummin	91%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	84%
	All Shaft No Head	84%
	Great Dane Pain	75%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	75%

50-75% Attendance	Try A Fuck (TAF)	72%
	She Mussel Bitch	69%
	Wh-Oreo	69%
	Strap-on Elvis	69%
	Day Old Fish	63%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	63%
	Wanksgiving	63%
	Porno Pixie	59%
	Creamadonna	56%
	Two Drinks Away From My Sister	53%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	Cherry Popper	100%
	El Smeets	88%
	Squeef	75%
	Lost N Mound	67%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Just PMP's Mom	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Dr. McLickMe	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Pork My Pussy	45%
	Cream Of Smeets	38%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	33%
	@ss Gagger	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	6	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Strap-on Elvis	4	1248,1252,1260,1276
High Beams	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
36	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	61%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	20	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	9	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	26	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Do Monkey, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian