Trail# 1273 (June 3, 2007)

Trail:	1273	Birthday of the Bikini
Hares:	2	The Body, Great Dane Pain
Start:	3:39pm	Balcones District Park
Beer Check:	#1	Under Parmer Lane at Waters Park Road
End:	4:52pm	Balcones District Park (Volleyball Court)
Miles:	4.1
Temp in Circle:	91°F
Pack:	26
FRB:		Smut Mutt
DFL:		Prozac
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	0
Six Week Wankers:	3	Just Head [8wks], Miss New Booty [6wks], Prozac [40wks]
Auto Wankers:	0
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	1	Why Not? (Penang H3)
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation Red is true trail, green is Padre's path.

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7.4 miles	[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
	7.3 miles	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
	39	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	39	[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
	38	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	23	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish

Most Auto Wankers	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	7 (18%)	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	7 (21%)	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (19%)	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	6 (19%)	[May 20th] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	11	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270
	Smut Mutt	9	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266,1273

Most Frequent DFL

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

1255,1256,1260,1267,1268

Warmest Circle	91°F	[Jun 3rd] Hared by The Body, Great Dane Pain
	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian
	85°F	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.3-6.7 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	20%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	116	60% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	528
Six-Week Wankers	37	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN26
Visitors31
New Boots	40	And 26 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance	High Beams	100%
	The Body	100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	97%
	C'em Cummin	93%
	Smut Mutt	93%
	All Shaft No Head	93%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	83%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	83%
	Great Dane Pain	79%
	Wh-Oreo	76%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	76%

50-75% Attendance	She Mussel Bitch	69%
	Porno Pixie	66%
	Strap-on Elvis	66%
	Day Old Fish	62%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	62%
	Wanksgiving	59%
	Two Drinks Away From My Sister	55%
	Creamadonna	55%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	El Smeets	88%
	Squeef	75%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Lost N Mound	67%
	Free Meat	50%
	Dr. McLickMe	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Just PMP's Mom	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Pork My Pussy	45%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	40%
	Cream Of Smeets	38%
	@ss Gagger	38%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%
	Smells Like Teen Fanny	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	6	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
High Beams	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
The Body	3	1246,1269,1273
Strap-on Elvis	3	1248,1252,1260
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
37	(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	68%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	21	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	9	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	25	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian