Trail# 1272 (May 27, 2007)

Trail:	1272	30th Anniversary Star Wars Hash
Hares:	3	Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
Start:	3:43pm	In Walnut Creek Park at 1248 Walnut Creek Park Road
Beer Check:	#1	In the creek under the bridge at 12189 Metric Boulevard
Beer Check:	#2	At the waterfall in Walnut Creek Park just east of 12020 Lincolnshire Drive
End:	6:04pm	In Walnut Creek Park just west of 1063 Walnut Creek Park Road
Miles:	5.7
Temp in Circle:	73°F	And light rain
Pack:	37
FRB:		Great Dane Pain
DFL:		Smut Mutt
Visitors:	0
New Boots:	5	Just Dadan (Star Wars Trooper), Just Kenny (w/Vag), Just Monica (w/Smeets), Just Peter (w/1-900), Just Veronica (w/1-900)
Six Week Wankers:	7	blASSt Zone [17wks], I Swallow Wood [70wks], Just Amanda H. [23wks], Just Crissy (w/PMP) [7wks], Just James (w/PMP) [7wks], Open Faced Ass Melt [177wks], Social Retard [8wks]
Auto Wankers:	11	El Smeets, Just Crissy (w/PMP), Just Dadan (Star Wars Trooper), Just James (w/PMP), Just Kenny (w/Vag), Just Monica (w/Smeets), Just Peter (w/1-900), Just Veronica (w/1-900), Pork My Pussy, Smells Like Teen Fanny, Vagitarian
Awards:	0
Namings:	0
Transplants:	1	1-900-Hardon (Tidewater H3)
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation Yellow is true trail, blue is Padre's trail.

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7.4 miles	[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
	7.3 miles	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
	39	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
	39	[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	38	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	23	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish

Most Auto Wankers	11 (30%)	[May 27th] Hared by Day Old Fish, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo
	11 (33%)	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	7 (26%)	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (18%)	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	7 (19%)	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7 (21%)	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	6 (19%)	[May 20th] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	11	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270
	Smut Mutt	8	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266

Most Frequent DFL

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

1255,1256,1260,1267,1268

Warmest Circle	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian
	85°F	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	84°F	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.3-6.7 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	21%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	118	58% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	34	Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN30
Visitors31
New Boots	40	And 22 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance	High Beams	100%
	The Body	100%

Hashing is my life!	All Shaft No Head	96%
	Father Syphilis	96%
	Smut Mutt	93%
	C'em Cummin	93%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	82%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	82%
	Great Dane Pain	79%
	Wh-Oreo	75%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	75%

50-75% Attendance	Porno Pixie	68%
	She Mussel Bitch	68%
	Strap-on Elvis	64%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	64%
	Day Old Fish	61%
	Wanksgiving	61%
	Two Drinks Away From My Sister	57%
	Creamadonna	57%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	El Smeets	88%
	Squeef	75%
	Just Crissy (w/PMP)	67%
	Lost N Mound	67%
	Brrrr	50%
	Free Meat	50%
	Dr. McLickMe	50%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Just PMP's Mom	50%
	Pork My Pussy	45%
	@ss Gagger	42%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	40%
	Cream Of Smeets	38%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Miss New Booty	33%
	Smells Like Teen Fanny	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	33%
	Just James (w/PMP)	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	6	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271,1272
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	5	1245,1251,1254,1267,1272
Wh-Oreo	4	1245,1251,1254,1272
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
High Beams	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Strap-on Elvis	3	1248,1252,1260
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
38	(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, I Swallow Wood, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	70%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	21	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	9	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	25	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, I Swallow Wood, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian