Trail# 1271 (May 20, 2007)

Trail:	1271	Over the Hill and Through the Woods Birthday Hash
Hares:	2	C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish
Start:	3:33pm	Potbelly parking lot in Arbor Walk (was supposed to be Home Depot)
Beer Check:	#1	12106 Scribe Drive
Beer Check:	#2	11980 Dorsett Road
End:	6:10pm	Swimming pool in 3201 Duval Road apartment complex
Miles:	7.0
Temp in Circle:	78°F
Pack:	32
FRB:		Strap-on Elvis
DFL:		High Beams
Visitors:	1	Ding Dong [Okinawa H3]
New Boots:	1	Just Alan (w/BS,LRRH)
Six Week Wankers:	5	Dead Whore Dave [16wks], Dude, Where's My Beercheck? [11wks], Just John (w/PMP) [25wks], Just Karen [9wks], Just Trent [92wks]
Auto Wankers:	6	@ss Gagger, Bone Sucker, El Smeets, Father Syphilis, Great Dane Pain, Little Ring Riding Hood
Awards:	1	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown (100 Trails)
Namings:	0
Transplants:	0
Maps:		Trail Map Trail Elevation

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails

Longest Trail	8.5 miles	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7.4 miles	[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
	7.3 miles	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian

Shortest Trail	2.1 miles	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	2.2 miles	[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
	2.7 miles	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack	41	[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
	39	[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
	39	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
	39	[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	39	[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
	38	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body

Smallest Pack	20	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	20	[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
	21	[Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets
	21	[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
	23	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish

Most Auto Wankers	11	[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
	7	[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
	7	[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	7	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	7	[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
	6	[May 20th] Hared by C'em Cummin, Day Old Fish

Most Frequent FRB	Father Syphilis	11	1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268,1270
	Smut Mutt	8	1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266

Most Frequent DFL

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

1255,1256,1260,1267,1268

Warmest Circle	88°F	[May 13th] Hared by Little Ring Riding Hood, Vagitarian
	85°F	[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
	84°F	[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder

Coldest Circle	41°F	[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
	46°F	[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
	48°F	[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail	5 miles	The trails will be in the range 3.2-6.8 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack	30	The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance	22%
Average Trail (2006)	5.2 miles	The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)	37	The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)	5.5 miles	The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)	40	The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers	111	59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers	529
Six-Week Wankers	39	Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN25
Visitors31
New Boots	35	And 22 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers

		Bubbaland	Central	North	Northwest	East	West	Lake Travis	No Zipcode	Not Austin

100% Attendance	High Beams	100%
	The Body	100%

Hashing is my life!	Father Syphilis	96%
	All Shaft No Head	96%
	Smut Mutt	93%
	C'em Cummin	93%
	Wicked Itch of the Yeast	85%
	Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	81%
	Great Dane Pain	78%
	Try A Fuck (TAF)	78%

50-75% Attendance	Wh-Oreo	74%
	She Mussel Bitch	70%
	Porno Pixie	67%
	Big Bloody Ketchup	67%
	Strap-on Elvis	63%
	Wanksgiving	63%
	Day Old Fish	59%
	Creamadonna	56%
	Two Drinks Away From My Sister	56%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)	El Smeets	86%
	Squeef	75%
	Lost N Mound	67%
	Lewis and Cock	50%
	Brrrr	50%
	Dr. McLickMe	50%
	Just PMP's Mom	50%
	Free Meat	50%
	Just Kitten (w/PMP)	50%
	@ss Gagger	42%
	Pork My Pussy	40%
	Tuck It Up The Butt	40%
	Cream Of Smeets	38%
	(Massive) Slut Slinger	38%
	Miss New Booty	33%
	My Ingrown Testicle	33%
	Bone Sucker	33%
	Pornarotti	33%
	Little Ring Riding Hood	33%
	Tornanalsoreass Rex	33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish	5	1245,1250,1252,1260,1271
High Beams	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch	4	1253,1258,1260,1266
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown	4	1245,1251,1254,1267
All Shaft No Head	4	1248,1249,1262,1268
Father Syphilis	3	1247,1253,1257
Wh-Oreo	3	1245,1251,1254
Try A Fuck (TAF)	3	1246,1257,1267
Death By Dildo	3	1245,1256,1263
Strap-on Elvis	3	1248,1252,1260

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
37	(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year

(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, A Bill Named Sue, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie	69%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails	2	Crusty Beaver, She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails	11	Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails	22	(Massive) Slut Slinger, A Bill Named Sue, All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails	9	C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails	24	@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian