Trail# 1269 (May 6, 2007)

Trail:1269Beat the Pinata
Hares:2SmegmaBalls, The Body
Start:2:12pmThe old Albertsons at the "Y" in Oak Hill
Beer Check:#16932 Via Ricco Drive
End:4:10pm8503 El Rey Boulevard
Miles:5.2
Temp in Circle:85°F
Pack:38
FRB:High Beams
DFL:Little Ring Riding Hood
Visitors:2Davey Crotchit [Hill Country H3], Riding Zamboner [Havelina H3]
New Boots:4Just Danielle (w/Cornholio), Just Joanne (w/Smells Like), Just Sarah (w/Cornholio), Just Terry (w/Cornholio)
Six Week Wankers:8Death By Dildo [6wks], El Smeets [14wks], Just Amy (the Two Drinks Away sister) [7wks], Just Jamie (Vag's sister) [10wks], Little Ring Riding Hood [9wks], Smells Like Teen Fanny [11wks], Tuck It Up The Butt [6wks], Vagitarian [10wks]
Auto Wankers:7C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, El Smeets, Great Dane Pain, Pornarotti, Riding Zamboner, Squeef
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails25

Longest Trail8.5 miles[Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish

Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
39[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder

Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
20[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe

Most Auto Wankers11[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
7[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown

Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis101245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268
Smut Mutt81251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266

Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast51255,1256,1260,1267,1268

Warmest Circle85°F[May 6th] Hared by SmegmaBalls, The Body
84°F[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
83°F[Apr 29th] Hared by All Shaft No Head, High Beams

Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis

Average Trail4.9 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.2-6.6 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance22%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.

Active Hashers10757% Harriers, 43% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers530
Six-Week Wankers36Average Weeks Wanking= 14
NFHN21
Visitors30
New Boots32And 22 were frightened away by the experience!

Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 

100% AttendanceHigh Beams100%
The Body100%

Hashing is my life!Father Syphilis96%
All Shaft No Head96%
Smut Mutt92%
C'em Cummin92%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast88%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown80%
Great Dane Pain76%
Wh-Oreo76%
Try A Fuck (TAF)76%

50-75% AttendanceShe Mussel Bitch72%
Wanksgiving68%
Porno Pixie64%
Big Bloody Ketchup64%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister60%
Strap-on Elvis60%
Day Old Fish56%
Creamadonna56%

Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)El Smeets 83%
Squeef 75%
Lost N Mound 67%
Just Kitten (w/PMP) 50%
Dr. McLickMe 50%
Just PMP's Mom 50%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Free Meat 50%
Brrrr 50%
Tuck It Up The Butt 40%
Pork My Pussy 40%
Cream Of Smeets 38%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 38%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
Pornarotti 33%
babyG 33%
Tornanalsoreass Rex 33%
Miss New Booty 33%

Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
High Beams41248,1249,1262,1268
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
All Shaft No Head41248,1249,1262,1268
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown41245,1251,1254,1267
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Try A Fuck (TAF)31246,1257,1267

Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
36(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone

Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie67%
Just David (w/Daffadildo)50%

Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails20(Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian