| Trail: | 1268 | El Smeets Out Of Action, All Shaft No Head To The Rescue! | |
| Hares: | 2 | All Shaft No Head, High Beams | |
| Start: | 3:34pm | Under MoPac at Austin High School | |
| Beer Check: | #1 | On Cesar Chavez, across from the old power plant | |
| Beer Check: | #2 | Jack & Adam's Bicycles, on Barton Springs | |
| End: | 5:14pm | Under MoPac at Barton Springs | |
| Miles: | 4.7 | Failed the "Five Minute Test" | |
| Temp in Circle: | 83°F | ||
| Pack: | 27 | ||
| FRB: | Father Syphilis | ||
| DFL: | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | ||
| Visitors: | 0 | ||
| New Boots: | 0 | ||
| Six Week Wankers: | 3 | Day Old Fish [6wks], Menage A Paw [6wks], Squeef [6wks] | |
| Auto Wankers: | 4 | Cream Of Smeets, Pork My Pussy, Pornarotti, Squeef | |
| Awards: | 0 | ||
| Namings: | 0 | ||
| Transplants: | 0 | ||
| Maps: | Trail Map Trail Elevation GPS track courtesy of Father Syphilis |
| Trails | 24 |
| Longest Trail | 8.5 miles | [Apr 22nd] Hared by Wanksgiving, Try A Fuck (TAF), Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown |
| 7.4 miles | [Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound | |
| 7.1 miles | [Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish |
| Shortest Trail | 2.1 miles | [Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe |
| 2.2 miles | [Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis | |
| 2.7 miles | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Largest Pack | 41 | [Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin |
| 39 | [Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch | |
| 39 | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| Smallest Pack | 20 | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 20 | [Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch | |
| 21 | [Apr 8th] Hared by Pork My Pussy, Cream Of Smeets |
| Most Auto Wankers | 11 | [Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt |
| 7 | [Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head | |
| 7 | [Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown |
| Most Frequent FRB | Father Syphilis | 10 | 1245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262,1268 |
| Smut Mutt | 8 | 1251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266 |
| Most Frequent DFL | Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 5 | 1255,1256,1260,1267,1268 |
| Warmest Circle | 84°F | [Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder |
| 83°F | [Apr 29th] Hared by All Shaft No Head, High Beams | |
| 79°F | [Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head |
| Coldest Circle | 41°F | [Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch |
| 46°F | [Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish | |
| 48°F | [Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis |
| Average Trail | 4.9 miles | The trails will be in the range 3.1-6.7 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack | 30 | The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Attendance | 23% | |
| Average Trail (2006) | 5.2 miles | The trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2006) | 37 | The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails. |
| Average Trail (2005) | 5.5 miles | The trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time. |
| Average Pack (2005) | 40 | The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails. |
| Active Hashers | 104 | 59% Harriers, 41% Harriettes |
| Inactive Hashers | 529 | |
| Six-Week Wankers | 41 | Average Weeks Wanking= 13 |
| NFHN18 | ||
| Visitors30 | ||
| New Boots | 28 | And 22 were frightened away by the experience! |
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| Bubbaland | Central | North | Northwest | East | West | Lake Travis | No Zipcode | Not Austin |
| 100% Attendance | High Beams | 100% |
| The Body | 100% |
| Hashing is my life! | Father Syphilis | 96% |
| Smut Mutt | 96% | |
| All Shaft No Head | 96% | |
| C'em Cummin | 92% | |
| Wicked Itch of the Yeast | 92% | |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 79% | |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 79% | |
| Great Dane Pain | 75% | |
| Wh-Oreo | 75% |
| 50-75% Attendance | She Mussel Bitch | 71% |
| Porno Pixie | 67% | |
| Wanksgiving | 67% | |
| Big Bloody Ketchup | 63% | |
| Strap-on Elvis | 58% | |
| Two Drinks Away From My Sister | 58% | |
| Creamadonna | 58% | |
| Day Old Fish | 54% |
| Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails) | El Smeets | 80% |
| Squeef | 67% | |
| Lost N Mound | 67% | |
| Lewis and Cock | 50% | |
| Brrrr | 50% | |
| Dr. McLickMe | 50% | |
| Just PMP's Mom | 50% | |
| Free Meat | 50% | |
| Tuck It Up The Butt | 50% | |
| Just Kitten (w/PMP) | 50% | |
| (Massive) Slut Slinger | 43% | |
| Pork My Pussy | 40% | |
| Cream Of Smeets | 38% | |
| Miss New Booty | 33% | |
| @ss Gagger | 33% | |
| babyG | 33% | |
| Little Ring Riding Hood | 33% | |
| My Ingrown Testicle | 33% | |
| Tornanalsoreass Rex | 33% |
| Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared) | ||
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| She Mussel Bitch | 4 | 1253,1258,1260,1266 |
| All Shaft No Head | 4 | 1248,1249,1262,1268 |
| High Beams | 4 | 1248,1249,1262,1268 |
| Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown | 4 | 1245,1251,1254,1267 |
| Day Old Fish | 4 | 1245,1250,1252,1260 |
| Wh-Oreo | 3 | 1245,1251,1254 |
| Try A Fuck (TAF) | 3 | 1246,1257,1267 |
| Strap-on Elvis | 3 | 1248,1252,1260 |
| Death By Dildo | 3 | 1245,1256,1263 |
| Father Syphilis | 3 | 1247,1253,1257 |
| Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year | |
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| 37 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone |
| Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail) | |
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| Porno Pixie | 70% |
| Just David (w/Daffadildo) | 55% |
| Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only) | ||
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| 666-999 Trails | 1 | Crusty Beaver |
| 500-665 Trails | 1 | She Mussel Bitch |
| 250-499 Trails | 11 | Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF) |
| 100-249 Trails | 20 | (Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast |
| 69-99 Trails | 10 | Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo |
| 25-68 Trails | 24 | @ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian |
