Trail# 1266 (April 15, 2007)

Trail:1266Bubba Hash Redux
Hares:2Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
Start:2:51pmAlbertson's parking lot at Pleasant Valley and Riverside
Beer Check:#1771 S. Pleasant Valley Road
End:4:23pm1505 Oak Heights Drive
Miles:4.3
Temp in Circle:70°F
Pack:19
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:T.I. Joe (The Last American Zero)
Visitors:1Happy On His Knees [White House H3]
New Boots:0
Six Week Wankers:1Cadaver Diver [8wks]
Auto Wankers:3Cadaver Diver, Try A Fuck (TAF), Wanksgiving
NONE
Namings:1Just Joe=T.I. Joe (The Last American Zero)
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails22
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
7.0 miles[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
39[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
Smallest Pack19[Apr 15th] Hared by Love Bite, She Mussel Bitch
20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
Most Auto Wankers11[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
7[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis91245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262
Smut Mutt81251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263,1265,1266
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast31255,1256,1260
Warmest Circle84°F[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.1-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance23%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers10960% Harriers, 40% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers525
Six-Week Wankers44Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN22
Visitors30
New Boots28And 21 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!Smut Mutt95%
All Shaft No Head95%
C'em Cummin91%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast91%
Try A Fuck (TAF)77%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown77%
50-75% AttendancePorno Pixie73%
Wh-Oreo73%
Great Dane Pain73%
She Mussel Bitch68%
Big Bloody Ketchup68%
Wanksgiving64%
Strap-on Elvis59%
Creamadonna55%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister55%
Day Old Fish55%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)El Smeets 80%
Lost N Mound 67%
Tuck It Up The Butt 50%
Dr. McLickMe 50%
Free Meat 50%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Squeef 50%
Just Kitten (w/PMP) 50%
Just PMP's Mom 50%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 43%
Brrrr 40%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
@ss Gagger 33%
Little Ring Riding Hood 33%
Tornanalsoreass Rex 33%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
She Mussel Bitch41253,1258,1260,1266
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
High Beams31248,1249,1262
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
All Shaft No Head31248,1249,1262
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
37(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie76%
Just David (w/Daffadildo)67%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails20(Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian