Trail# 1264 (April 1, 2007)

Trail:1264It's April Fools
Hares:2Social Retard, Organ Grinder
Start:3:01pmNorthcross Mall
Beer Check:#17075 Great Northern Boulevard
End:5:17pm916 Taulbee Lane
Miles:7.0Check out the TUNNEL and the APRIL FOOL!
Temp in Circle:84°F
Pack:39
FRB:Try A Fuck (TAF)
DFL:Just Head
Visitors:1Just John (w/Daffadildo) (Houston)
New Boots:1Just Michelle (w/Bridgett)
Six Week Wankers:7Fuck U Knave [25wks], Just Bridgett [43wks], Just Joe (w/Bubbles) [21wks], Love Bite [6wks], No Dick Doc [37wks], Social Retard [9wks], Sphincter Blinker [7wks]
Auto Wankers:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails20
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
7.0 miles[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
39[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers11[Mar 25th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Cornholio, Tuck It Up The Butt
7[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis91245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262
Smut Mutt61251,1252,1253,1258,1260,1263
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast31255,1256,1260
Squeezin' Semen21246,1258
Great Dane Pain21249,1261
Warmest Circle84°F[Apr 1st] Hared by Social Retard, Organ Grinder
79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.1-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance24%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11258% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers526
Six-Week Wankers39Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN26
Visitors29
New Boots28And 18 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin95%
Smut Mutt95%
All Shaft No Head95%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast90%
Try A Fuck (TAF)80%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown80%
Porno Pixie80%
Wh-Oreo75%
50-75% AttendanceGreat Dane Pain70%
Big Bloody Ketchup70%
Strap-on Elvis65%
She Mussel Bitch65%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister60%
Wanksgiving60%
Day Old Fish60%
Creamadonna60%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)El Smeets 80%
Lost N Mound 67%
Tuck It Up The Butt 50%
Just PMP's Mom 50%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Free Meat 50%
Squeef 50%
Dr. McLickMe 50%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 43%
Brrrr 40%
@ss Gagger 33%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
Cumunion 33%
Little Ring Riding Hood 33%
Tornanalsoreass Rex 33%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
High Beams31248,1249,1262
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
She Mussel Bitch31253,1258,1260
All Shaft No Head31248,1249,1262
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Death By Dildo31245,1256,1263
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
39(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie84%
Just David (w/Daffadildo)57%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails20(Massive) Slut Slinger, All Shaft No Head, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails10Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, No Dick Doc, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian