Trail# 1262 (March 18, 2007)

Trail:1262High Beam's Revenge of Walnut Creek Trail
Hares:2High Beams, All Shaft No Head
Start:3:07pm5771 Brodie Lane (beside World Market)
Beer Check:#1Dead end at William Cannon and Lost Valley
End:5:13pmUnder 7341 Latta Lane
Miles:6.7
Temp in Circle:75°F
Pack:33
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Creamadonna
Visitors:3(The) King (London H3), Riding Zamboner (Havelina H3), Swab (London H3)
New Boots:1Just Brittany (w/PMP)
Six Week Wankers:1Squeef (12wks)
Auto Wankers:7
Awards:1Hippie Swallow (25 Trails)
Namings:0
Transplants:1Pornaratti (Memphis H3)
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS track courtesy of C'em Cummin

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails18
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.7 miles[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis91245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261,1262
Smut Mutt51251,1252,1253,1258,1260
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast31255,1256,1260
Squeezin' Semen21246,1258
Great Dane Pain21249,1261
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
75°F[Mar 18th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.1-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance24%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11458% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers526
Six-Week Wankers38Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN28
Visitors22
New Boots27And 15 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin94%
Smut Mutt94%
All Shaft No Head94%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast89%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown78%
Try A Fuck (TAF)78%
Porno Pixie78%
Big Bloody Ketchup78%
50-75% AttendanceWh-Oreo72%
Day Old Fish67%
Creamadonna67%
Great Dane Pain67%
Strap-on Elvis61%
She Mussel Bitch61%
Wanksgiving56%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister56%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)El Smeets 80%
Tuck It Up The Butt 67%
Lost N Mound 67%
Squeef 50%
Dr. McLickMe 50%
Free Meat 50%
Lewis and Cock 50%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 50%
@ss Gagger 38%
Brrrr 33%
Organ Grinder 33%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
Little Ring Riding Hood 33%
babyG 33%
Tornanalsoreass Rex 33%
The Body 33%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
High Beams31248,1249,1262
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
She Mussel Bitch31253,1258,1260
All Shaft No Head31248,1249,1262
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
42(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie82%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails11All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Hippie Swallow, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian