Trail# 1261 (March 11, 2007)

Trail:1261Itch's Mea Culpa Trail
Hares:1Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Start:3:06pmCorner of Waymaker and Far Gallant in Westlake
Beer Check:#1In Wild Basin, close to 1677 N Loop 360
Beer Check:#2in Wild Basin, close to 2516 N Loop 360
End:4:36pmIn a parking structure near the corner of Royal Approach Drive and Westlake Drive
Miles:4.2A truly shitty trail. The hare is hereby absolved of all past trail-laying sins.
Temp in Circle:65°F
Pack:26
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Great Dane Pain
Visitors:0
New Boots:1Just Barb (from Marble Falls)
Six Week Wankers:2Just Eugene (w/Hippie) (43wks), Lewis and Cock (12wks)
Auto Wankers:0
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     Check out the tunnel!

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails17
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.4 miles[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
5[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis81245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259,1261
Smut Mutt51251,1252,1253,1258,1260
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast31255,1256,1260
Squeezin' Semen21246,1258
Great Dane Pain21249,1261
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
69°F[Feb 25th] Hared by Wanksgiving
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.7 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.0-6.4 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance25%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11358% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers525
Six-Week Wankers35Average Weeks Wanking= 12
NFHN27
Visitors20
New Boots26And 15 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin94%
Smut Mutt94%
All Shaft No Head94%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast88%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown82%
Porno Pixie82%
Try A Fuck (TAF)76%
Big Bloody Ketchup76%
50-75% AttendanceWh-Oreo71%
Day Old Fish65%
Strap-on Elvis65%
Creamadonna65%
Great Dane Pain65%
Wanksgiving59%
She Mussel Bitch59%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister53%
Frequent Autowankers (% of Trails)El Smeets 80%
Tuck It Up The Butt 67%
Lost N Mound 67%
Lewis and Cock 50%
Free Meat 50%
Dr. McLickMe 50%
(Massive) Slut Slinger 50%
@ss Gagger 38%
My Ingrown Testicle 33%
Little Ring Riding Hood 33%
Tornanalsoreass Rex 33%
babyG 33%
Organ Grinder 33%
Brrrr 33%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
She Mussel Bitch31253,1258,1260
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
41(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie88%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails11All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails23@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian