Trail# 1260 (March 4, 2007)

Trail:1260Chuck Norris and Elvis' Birthday Trail
Hares:4Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
Start:2:04pmChinatown Center
Beer Check:#1Beside Walnut Creek, under IH-35
End:4:53pmIn construction site near 180 Yager Lane
Miles:5.5Note the 1/4 mile YBF on the map
Temp in Circle:60°F
Pack:41
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Visitors:2Electric Muff Chuckler (Baltimore/Annapolis H3), Pornarotti (Memphis H3)
New Boots:1Just Melissa (w/Menage)
Six Week Wankers:3Head Banger (7wks), Just PMP's Mom (38wks), Little Ring Riding Hood (6wks)
Auto Wankers:3
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:0
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails16
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.4 miles[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack41[Mar 4th] Hared by Strap-on Elvis, She Mussel Bitch, Day Old Fish, C'em Cummin
39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
39[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis71245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259
Smut Mutt51251,1252,1253,1258,1260
Most Frequent DFLWicked Itch of the Yeast31255,1256,1260
Big Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Squeezin' Semen21246,1258
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
69°F[Feb 25th] Hared by Wanksgiving
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.8 milesThe trails will be in the range 3.1-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack31The packs will be in the range 24-38 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance25%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11558% Harriers, 42% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers526
Six-Week Wankers27Average Weeks Wanking= 13
NFHN29
Visitors20
New Boots25And 11 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin94%
All Shaft No Head94%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast88%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown81%
Try A Fuck (TAF)81%
Porno Pixie81%
Big Bloody Ketchup81%
50-75% AttendanceCreamadonna69%
Wh-Oreo69%
She Mussel Bitch63%
Strap-on Elvis63%
Day Old Fish63%
Great Dane Pain63%
Wanksgiving56%
Two Drinks Away From My Sister50%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?50%
@ss Gagger50%
Squeezin' Semen50%
Dead Whore Dave50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Day Old Fish41245,1250,1252,1260
She Mussel Bitch31253,1258,1260
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Strap-on Elvis31248,1252,1260
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
42(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie87%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails11All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails23@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian