Trail# 1259 (February 25, 2007)

Trail:1259Wanksgiving's annual Mueller meandering
Hares:1Wanksgiving
Start:2:31pmIntersection of 43rd and Clarkson
Beer Check:#1Inside Mueller Airport, off Airport Boulevard
End:4:30pmIntersection of 51st and Old Manor Road
Miles:5.5
Temp in Circle:69°F
Pack:36
FRB:Father Syphilis
DFL:Heavin' Semen
Visitors:1Pornarotti (Memphis H3)
New Boots:1Just Amy (the Two Drinks Away sister)
Six Week Wankers:7Beaver Cleaver (10wks), Cream Of Smeets (10wks), Glow Worm (12wks), Heavin' Semen (11wks), Just Jamie (Vag's sister) (30wks), Just Karen (20wks), Vagitarian (9wks)
Auto Wankers:3
Awards:0
Namings:0
Transplants:2Communion (Long Beach H3), Just Ben (San Antonio H3)
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     GPS track courtesy of All Shaft No Head

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails15
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.4 miles[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
39[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
5[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis71245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254,1259
Smut Mutt41251,1252,1253,1258
Most Frequent DFLSqueezin' Semen21246,1258
Big Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Wicked Itch of the Yeast21255,1256
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
69°F[Feb 25th] Hared by Wanksgiving
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.7 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack30The packs will be in the range 23-37 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance25%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11759% Harriers, 41% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers523
Six-Week Wankers28Average Weeks Wanking= 15
NFHN29
Visitors19
New Boots24And 11 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!C'em Cummin93%
All Shaft No Head93%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast87%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown80%
Try A Fuck (TAF)80%
Porno Pixie80%
Big Bloody Ketchup80%
50-75% AttendanceWh-Oreo73%
Creamadonna67%
Day Old Fish60%
Strap-on Elvis60%
Great Dane Pain60%
She Mussel Bitch60%
Wanksgiving53%
Dead Whore Dave53%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Day Old Fish31245,1250,1252
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
44(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie86%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails11All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails24@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian