Trail# 1258 (February 18, 2007)

Trail:1258SMB's 19th Hashiversary
Hares:1She Mussel Bitch
Start:2:38pmPease Park (south end)
Beer Check:#1Lovejoy's
End:4:40pmPease Park (south end)
Miles:6.4
Temp in Circle:58°F
Pack:38
FRB:Smut Mutt
DFL:Squeezin' Semen
Visitors:1Boy George (Houston H3)
New Boots:3Just David (w/Daffadildo), Just Homer (w/Daffadildo), Just Trish (w/Daffadildo)
Six Week Wankers:11Cadaver Diver (7wks), Cornholio (13wks), Daffadildo (9wks), I Wet Myself (60wks), Jug Tugger (12wks), Just Jennifer (30wks), Love Bite (14wks), Menage A Paw (12wks), Missed Her Bush (14wks), Smells Like Teen Fanny (14wks), Swalamander (14wks)
Auto Wankers:3
Awards:1Daffadildo (25 Trails)
Namings:1Just Kaye=Two Drinks Away From My Sister
Transplants:1Enter Me (New Orleans H3)
Maps:Trail Map     Trail Elevation     

AH3 Statistics (current Junta year)

Trails14
Longest Trail7.4 miles[Dec 31st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Lost N Mound
7.1 miles[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
6.4 miles[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Shortest Trail2.1 miles[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
2.2 miles[Feb 11th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), Father Syphilis
2.7 miles[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Largest Pack39[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
39[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
38[Feb 18th] Hared by She Mussel Bitch
Smallest Pack20[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
21[Feb 4th] Hared by babyG, Death By Dildo, Penile Probe
23[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
Most Auto Wankers7[Jan 21st] Hared by Wh-Oreo, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
5[Jan 28th] Hared by Crusty Beaver, Big Bloody Ketchup, Pumper Up The Butt
5[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Most Frequent FRBFather Syphilis61245,1246,1248,1249,1250,1254
Smut Mutt41251,1252,1253,1258
Most Frequent DFLSqueezin' Semen21246,1258
Big Bloody Ketchup21248,1252
Wicked Itch of the Yeast21255,1256
Warmest Circle79°F[Dec 17th] Hared by High Beams, All Shaft No Head
77°F[Nov 26th] Hared by Try A Fuck (TAF), The Body, Stay Free With Wings
67°F[Nov 19th] Hared by Death By Dildo, Tuck It Up The Butt, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, Wh-Oreo, Day Old Fish
Coldest Circle41°F[Jan 14th] Hared by Father Syphilis, She Mussel Bitch
46°F[Dec 24th] Hared by Free Meat, Vagitarian, Day Old Fish
48°F[Dec 3rd] Hared by Dead Whore Dave, Dude, Where's My Beercheck?, Father Syphilis
Average Trail4.7 milesThe trails will be in the range 2.9-6.5 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack29The packs will be in the range 22-36 on 68% of the trails.
Average Attendance26%
Average Trail (2006)5.2 milesThe trails were in the range 3.5-6.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2006)37The packs were in the range 27-47 on 68% of the trails.
Average Trail (2005)5.5 milesThe trails were in the range 3.7-7.3 miles 68% of the time.
Average Pack (2005)40The packs were in the range 27-53 on 68% of the trails.
Active Hashers11761% Harriers, 39% Harriettes
Inactive Hashers521
Six-Week Wankers35Average Weeks Wanking= 15
NFHN27
Visitors19
New Boots23And 10 were frightened away by the experience!
Location of Active Austin Hashers
Bubbaland   Central     North       Northwest   East        West        Lake Travis No Zipcode  Not Austin 
100% AttendanceFather Syphilis100%
High Beams100%
Smut Mutt100%
The Body100%
Hashing is my life!All Shaft No Head93%
Porno Pixie86%
C'em Cummin86%
Wicked Itch of the Yeast86%
Try A Fuck (TAF)79%
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown79%
Big Bloody Ketchup79%
50-75% AttendanceWh-Oreo71%
Creamadonna64%
She Mussel Bitch64%
Great Dane Pain64%
Dead Whore Dave57%
Strap-on Elvis57%
Day Old Fish57%
Dude, Where's My Beercheck?50%
@ss Gagger50%
Wanksgiving50%
Squeezin' Semen50%
Most Profilic Hares (# of trails hared)
Wh-Oreo31245,1251,1254
Father Syphilis31247,1253,1257
Day Old Fish31245,1250,1252
Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown31245,1251,1254
Experienced Hashers that have NOT hared this Junta year
46(Massive) Slut Slinger, @ss Gagger, Beaver Cleaver, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, C'em Cummin, Cadaver Diver, Cherry Popper, Cornholio, Creamadonna, Daffadildo, El Smeets, Fuck U Knave, Glow Worm, Great Dane Pain, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Home Alone, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Love Bite, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, Social Retard, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeef, Squeeze Box, Squeezin' Semen, Swalamander, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Wanksgiving, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast, blASSt Zone
Most enthusiastic New Boots (% attendance since first trail)
Porno Pixie92%
Awards Earned (Active Hashers Only)
666-999 Trails1Crusty Beaver
500-665 Trails1She Mussel Bitch
250-499 Trails11Big Bloody Ketchup, Cherry Popper, Father Syphilis, Mr. Pib, My Ingrown Testicle, Organ Grinder, Pumper Up The Butt, SmegmaBalls, Smut Mutt, The Body, Try A Fuck (TAF)
100-249 Trails19(Massive) Slut Slinger, Cadaver Diver, Creamadonna, Crotch Rot, Day Old Fish, El Smeets, Free Meat, Glow Worm, High Beams, Jug Tugger, Just Head, Love Bite, Social Retard, Squeef, Squeezin' Semen, Stay Free With Wings, Swalamander, Whoops Wrong Hole, Wicked Itch of the Yeast
69-99 Trails11All Shaft No Head, Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown, C'em Cummin, Death By Dildo, Fuck U Knave, Great Dane Pain, Home Alone, Strap-on Elvis, Tuck It Up The Butt, Wanksgiving, Wh-Oreo
25-68 Trails25@ss Gagger, babyG, Beaver Cleaver, Bitch, James Bitch!, blASSt Zone, Bone Sucker, Brrrr, Cornholio, Daffadildo, Head Banger, Heavin' Semen, Lewis and Cock, Limestone cOW!boy, Lost N Mound, Menage A Paw, Missed Her Bush, Pork My Pussy, RainBlow Not-So-Bright, Rocky Twat, Speedie Edie, Sphincter Blinker, Squeeze Box, Tits R 4 Tricks, Tornanalsoreass Rex, Vagitarian